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[music playing] grace helbig: let's party. beth hoyt: let's party. [music - savoir adore, "let'sparty theme song"] grace helbig: wow. beth hoyt: wow, thatwas so exciting. grace helbig: hello,and welcome to my damn channel live. i am grace helbig.
beth hoyt: and i'm beth hoyt. happy hiatus. grace helbig: happy hiatus. go, oh my god. beth hoyt: ahh. grace helbig: you can do it. ok, so it's ok. -you broke it. grace helbig: great,we did it.
beth hoyt: that was fun. i just want to get it. to the right. beth hoyt: no. grace helbig: uh oh, one more. yes, and-- and this is now-- beth hoyt: i hate it. all right, we will--
grace helbig: we like toinstantly prove that this is a live show. we have a lot of very excitingthing planned. beth hoyt: yes, get everythingyou've ever wanted to ask us in the chat now. nate, our resident commenteddj, is ready to talk to you and to bring us allyour thoughts. hi nate. nate: hi.
hey grace, you'reback from la. grace helbig: i am. nate: what? grace helbig: i got my stitchesout and i'm back. beth hoyt: she's ready for morestitches on today's show. grace helbig: that'sa huge possibility. how was your holiday, nate? how was your new year? nate: it was super good.
grace helbig: that soundsgreat, thanks. nate: i can't remembera lot of it. how about you? beth hoyt: well, thatsounds about right. grace helbig: the same, yeah. we're in the same boat. there are even morepeople here than just nate, thank god. today, we have our very ownhouse band, savoir adore.
beth hoyt: they createdthe opening music. grace helbig: yay, hi guys. paul hammer: hello. deidre muro: hey. beth hoyt: this isreally exciting. that you're here, and youjust played that for us. ok, they're not goinganywhere. they're going to be here allshow playing for us, hanging here, like our house band.
grace helbig: yeah, and let'sbring in our friends. ah, introducing someone whoneeds no introduction, from my drunk kitchen, hannah hart. beth hoyt: yay. grace helbig: yay. hannah hart: ahhhh. yay. beth hoyt: i'm happyfor you, but ok. and from coffey chat,it's shannon coffey.
beth hoyt: yay, hi shannon. ok, we'll see you guysin a second. and we have more excitingguests on the rsvp list. grace, are you readyfor this show? grace helbig: i'vegot excites. beth hoyt: ok, guys, keepinggetting your questions in, but here's something reallyexciting. today you can call uson the phone and we'll talk to you live.
grace helbig: oh my god, yes,and we can hang up on you, too, because we probablywill hang up on you. that's just kind ofthe ladies we are. beth hoyt: here's the number. nate's got the phone. the line is only open whenwe're doing q and a's. grace helbig: good job, nate. nate should be a barker'sbeauty. that was a great job.
beth hoyt: he is really good. very good, you just needsome fake nails. i want you to be wearingpress-on nails. all right, so he's in chargeof the phone line. so be good in the chat, and theni'll turn them on, and when we do q and a's we'lltalk to you on the phone. grace helbig: we are going toset up for a round of shots 'n' shots with hannah andshannon, so grab your own shots, or popcorn,or whatever, and
we will right back. you can do this. beth hoyt: just cutto the video. i don't get it. so i just want you guysto have fun and just really go for it. let the games begin. -ok. -this seems really natural.
-[inaudible] arms. only one of themneeds to work. -i've done this once before. -do we have any cherrypies in the house? beth hoyt: oh yeah, yeah. -wow, i wasn't expecting tohave these so quickly. beth hoyt: sure, let's givethem 30 seconds to really, like, get in there. a heart.
oh boy, oh god, what is it? grace helbig: i don't know. beth hoyt: do you thinkit's really? grace helbig: yes. ahh, i hate it, i hateit, i hate it. why does this companydo this to me? -up next is the beautifulsoundlyawake, the beautiful daily grace. beth hoyt: i'm prepared.
-all right, here we go. beth hoyt: actually, i thinkit's going to be delicious. that's what i'll tell myself. -all right. here we go. beth hoyt: oh man, oh boy. -this is weirdly sensual,don't you think? no? beth hoyt: firt seduce, thenmake out with your hand.
-what? what do we do? what are we doing? i can't, i can't, i can't. i have a girlfriend. she's over here. -you want to havesome real fun? beth hoyt: of course i do. -that's how we have real fun--
russian roulette. beth hoyt: oh gosh. you can't do russian rouletteon youtube. -it's a-- guys, have you guysplayed this? it's fun. grace helbig: welcome back. did you miss us? we don't care.
let's play shots 'n' shots. beth hoyt: this ishow it works. basically, you throw thisball into that hoop. you get two chances. if you miss, you gotta takeone of these shots. hannah hart: whoa. grace helbig: these are-- theseare tough shots today. beth hoyt: yeah. grace helbig: last time wedid this, you were here--
grace helbig: and were here. -yes. beth hoyt: yep. grace helbig: and natekilled tyler oakley. oakley. nate: yeah, but you know, yousaid to fill it with poison, so i filled it with poison. beth hoyt: nate grace helbig: bad choice.
shannon coffey: you needto learn how to take a joke you idiot. grace helbig: oh. beth hoyt: shannon's[inaudible]. grace helbig: i just gotcooler than nate. shannon coffey: yeah. hannah hart: oh no. beth hoyt: nate, we love you. so, ok, yeah, hannah--
hannah hart: yeah. beth hoyt: are youguys hannon? hannah hart: yeah, i'm-- beth hoyt: hannon overin this corner. grace helbig: theygot shipped. beth hoyt: so let's describeour shots. hannah hart: i will. um, as the resident hot shot,i'm here to-- hey everybody. beth hoyt: what up.
hannah hart: we're live. i am here to explain to you whatthese shots actually are. first here, we have the oinkoink, which is a shot composed of vodka and vegan bacon. grace helbig: my favorite. hannah hart: next, we havein a pickle, which is vodka and a pickle. shannon coffey: oh my gosh. hannah hart: olive u 4 ever, amartini kind of thing with
lots of olives in it, yay. pb and j, it's vodka anda pb and j, guys, so-- beth hoyt: that's a big one. hannah hart: yeah, it's big. beth hoyt: that's a big chunkof sandwich in there. hannah hart: oh, anda shannon finger. hannah hart: and last of all,we have the cinnamon challenge, which is whiskeyand cinnamon. beth hoyt: that onesounds delicious.
hannah hart: that one soundsreally good, actually. i-- i wouldn't mind taking that. beth hoyt: i want that one. grace helbig: i know, me too--everything on that table. beth hoyt: so the thing is,they go down-- they go in order though, so we have-- like,this is first and the cinnamon challenge is last. hannah hart: oh, really.
beth hoyt: so you haveto do the one-- hannah hart: i wouldlike to go forth. beth hoyt: you'refirst, grace. show us how it's done. hannah hart: yay, grace. shannon coffey: good luck. grace helbig: i stand here? i believe in you. beth hoyt: go grace, doit, do it, do it.
grace helbig: sports,sports, sports. hannah hart: sports,sports, sports. beth hoyt: wha-- whoa. paul hammer: yay. hannah hart: yay. shannon coffey: yay. beth hoyt: that was amazing. grace helbig: when can itake a victory shot?
hannah hart: oh my god. beth hoyt: you made it. you don't have to go again. grace helbig: i-- ok. beth hoyt: i mean, you can. do it again. hannah hart: yeah, show off. shannon coffey: saveyourself now.
don't do it. grace helbig: ready? oh no. hannah hart: oh. shannon coffey: oh. grace helbig: i'lltake a shot. beth hoyt: hannah, hannah. grace helbig: wait, doi get to take a shot? shannon coffey: yeah,you want this?
beth hoyt: i can pour youanother one, though. hannah hart: you can take it. grace helbig: cani take a shot? shannon coffey: ok, youget the oink oink. beth hoyt: she's willfullydoing it. grace helbig: um, this is acheers to my mother, who called me right beforethis show. hi mom. this is what you created.
hannah hart: oink oink. oh my god, oh my god, ohmy god, oh my god. [interposing voices] beth hoyt: just so you know, shedidn't have to do that and she chose to. shannon coffey: i'mgonna vomit. grace helbig: bad choice,y'all, bad choice. sometimes in life wemake bad choices. hannah hart: overand over again.
grace helbig: hannah,go for it. hannah hart: ok, here we go. beth hoyt: oh. hannah hart: i get two shots. sports. grace helbig: yeah. that was very close. hannah hart: oops, looks likei'll have to take this shot. worst day or best day?
beth hoyt: ooh, andeat one pickle. grace helbig: you gotthe easy one. hannah hart: woo. i'm alive. grace helbig: she's back. hannah hart: oh, i'm back. beth hoyt: that looksgood-- yummy, yummy. hannah hart: yummy, yummy. shannon coffey: good job.
hannah hart: ok, all right. beth hoyt: do it, shannon. shannon coffey: everyone isdoing such a great job today. and then, um, all right. let's see. -jesus christ. beth hoyt: you gettwo chances. oh gosh. hannah hart: go shannon,do it.
paul hammer: oh. -no, two chances. hannah hart: two chances--second ball. beth hoyt: that waspretty close. hannah hart: second chance. grace helbig: underhand. beth hoyt: she's grannying itfrom, like, a foot away. hannah hart: oh, likewilt chamberlain. shannon coffey: oh my god.
shannon coffey: no,i don't want to. beth hoyt: it's justlike a martini. shannon coffey: thisis the bad one. hannah hart: thisis the bad one. beth hoyt: shannon has just toldus before the show that she-- she's not good at shots. shannon coffey: i will tellyou, like, all my secrets. so just, like, don't makeme do this shot. hannah hart: oh, i'll tellyou all my secrets.
do whatever you want. grace helbig: giveit to the band. make the band take a shot. grace helbig: oh, she'sso gracious. paul hammer: oh my god,what is this one? shannon coffey: i've always hadsuch a big crush on you. i just, like, want to shareeverything with you. paul hammer: that'sjust a martini. hannah hart: theband is great.
deidre muro: you shouldgo hald and half. paul hammer: do you wantto split it with me? grace helbig: halfsies. paul hammer: at the same time? just pour it on our heads. hannah hart: you guys. oh. -how was it? beth hoyt: all right, paul.
hannah hart: good job, paul. grace helbig: it's abad choice paul. bad choice. hannah hart: here,now take a shot. paul hammer: it's salty. -yeah. -it's salty. -eww. deidre muro: oh.
hannah hart: could'vebeen everything. here you go. beth hoyt: ok, there'salmost no pressure. grace helbig: go beth. shannon coffey: you're goingto have diarrhea. beth hoyt: i'm so good atall the games we play. shannon coffey: just fyi. beth hoyt: i never make it,and i did it today. hannah hart: takea reward shot.
beth hoyt: i'll take it,because grace did. shannon coffey: youwant pb and j? it's the best one. shannon coffey: so lucky. beth hoyt: i'll take it. so should i eat thesandwich first? hannah hart: do it. eat the sandwich. live while you're young.
beth hoyt: i think it hasto go all in one, right? shannon coffey: be yourself. hannah hart: live whileyou're young. grace helbig: oh my god. hannah hart: oh god, guys,it came apart. it came apart. grace helbig: she'scome undone. cry face, cry face. [inaudible] cry faceface project.
beth hoyt: the deal is,it sobers you up. so you take the shot, and allthe-- wow, there was a lot of vodka in there, surprisinglyenough. then you get a sandwichto sober you up. grace helbig: we have,like, a whole hour left of live internet. hannah hart: that's amazing. beth hoyt: oh my gosh,that was-- hannah hart: hey, we have awhole hour left and we're
almost out of alcohol. beth hoyt: grace-- grace goes-- grace helbig: ok, i go, no. oh my god. beth hoyt: wow, thatwas something. hannah hart: grace. beth hoyt: goodbye. hannah hart: there you go.
grace helbig: thank you. beth hoyt: say goodbye to me. hannah hart: go. grace helbig: sh-- ugar. ok, what's left? hannah hart: cinnamon whiskey. shannon coffey: the cinnamonchallenge. ok, this one seems likeit should be fine. hannah hart: it shouldbe delicious.
beth hoyt: it shouldbe delicious. shannon coffey: it'sa nice shot glass. grace helbig: this is great. within five minutes mixed vodkaand whiskey and fake bacon and cinnamon. -bacon. grace helbig: ah, this one isto my father, uh, who also helped create what is standingvirtually in front of you right now.
-wow. grace helbig: oh, yeah,ok, so, well-- -that's what friends do. beth hoyt: i just smudged it. i just made it longer. hannah hart: now you havea beautiful mustache. it's so beautiful. grace helbig: theseare my friends. beth hoyt: that's whatmakes you beautiful.
hannah hart: you look attractivein all ways. hannah hart: this iswhat friends do. this is what friends do. grace helbig: here iam, ms. america. -you're beautiful. hannah hart: that wasreally great. beth hoyt: she deserves that. ok, that was awesome how we setup the rules, and then we just, like, drank anyway.
we'll be right back toanswer your questions with a lot of answers. -all right you guys. my damn channel isdoing fantastic. but we do need to geta little bit edgier. does anybody have any ideas? -um, what if we renamedthe channel my [bleep] [bleep] channel?
-too edgy, a little bit. tyler oakley: oh, hey girl. my name is tyler oakley, andyou are watching my damn channel live. grace helbig: hi, guys. hannah, beth, and i are hereto get personal with you. uh, blah ba blah bablah ba blah. get your questions into nate. also, we are takinglive calls today.
the number is below. beth hoyt: yes, and whilenate is gathering-- nate: turning on the phone. beth hoyt: he's turning it on. grace helbig: he's turningon the phone. beth hoyt: all right, so nate'sgoing to be gathering some comments and, like,holding that phone till it rings. and, um, hannah, tell usabout your new project.
hannah hart: ah, well,thank you beth. i think i will. beth hoyt: i'm so excited. hannah hart: for those of youwho may or may not know, i recently started an indiegogocampaign at the beginning of the month to launch helloharto, which is a tour, travel, charity, show. ah, we're going to be goingacross america doing various volunteer activities along theway, shooting my drunk
kitchens in what couldpotentially be your home. beth hoyt: so cool. deidre muro: creatinga travel show-- grace helbig: baby-proofyour homes. hannah hart: it's goingto be amazing. yeah, i'll drink to that. grace helbig: cheers. hannah hart: see you soon. grace helbig: where canthey go to donate?
this link below, right? hannah hart: check it out. it's amazing. beth hoyt: that's so exciting. hannah hart:indiegogo.com/helloharto. beth hoyt: it's really cool. it's like-- hannah hart: i just loveyelling, guys. beth hoyt: i like itwhen you yell.
hannah hart: i justlove to yell. that's how you get money fromstrangers is by yelling. [ding] nate: yeah, first comment. it's from lucasklein. it says, what are yourspirit animals? grace helbig: jenniferlawrence. hannah hart: jennifer lawrence,if you're watching this, just know that i would beso good to you, and-- whoa,
everybody's so quiet. grace helbig: this isa sincere moment. beth hoyt: i was justthinking about her. grace helbig: we wanted youto have your moment. hannah hart: love you, j-la. grace helbig: what wouldbe your spirit animals? beth hoyt: uh, i love whippetdogs, but i hear they don't live very long. grace helbig: wait,whippet dogs?
beth hoyt: but i love them. the little- the skinny-- yeah,the really-- like, the smaller than the greyhounds. i don't know if it's my spiritanimal, but i just think they're really fun. grace helbig: i thoughtthey were dogs that just loved whippets. hannah hart: yeah, seriously. those dogs love drugs.
beth hoyt: yeah, have yougiven a dog a whippet? that's a fun time. grace helbig: don't. hannah hart: don't give dogs-- grace helbig: sarah mclachlanwill get pissed. beth hoyt: oh, yeah, yeah, youdon't want to cry over that. nate: new one. ah, melayhacarvalho says, twerkoff, pretty please. beth hoyt: ok.
ready, all right, canwe get some music? guys, can we get sometwerk music? hannah hart: yeah,twerk music. oh shit. beth hoyt: nate, twerk it. hannah hart: can yousee our butts? nate: i'm doing itbehind the desk. you can't tell. grace helbig: twerk it.
twerking so powerfully. beth hoyt: woo, thatwas awesome. grace helbig: tell us inthe comments who won. nate: oh, another comment. themagic0214 says, i'msemi-nervous that the slip 'n slide thing will end in a tripto the emergency room and a shot of whiskey. beth hoyt: that is probablygoing to happen. hannah hart: ah, that's, i'mgonna-- you think you're
nervous, kid? ok, i'm nervous. we've already beento the emergency room once this month. grace helbig: hannah's reallygreat at taking people to the emergency room-- side note. so it's under herspecial skills. hannah hart: hey. beth hoyt: so, unless--
hannah hart: again,jennifer lawrence. beth hoyt: unless hannah'sthe one who wants to go. then, good luck. grace helbig: jenniferlawrence, if you ever hurt yourself. hannah hart: jennifer lawrence,if you need to go to the emergency room, justlet me know, babe. just let me know. grace helbig: she'sgreat at driving.
nate: ok, dreamsdecoded asks,ah, weirded college moment or weirdest moment withmamrie hart? hannah hart: ooh. beth hoyt: did you seeus put the balloon antlers on our heads? grace helbig: wait, wait,wait, excuse me band. i've got a picture. beth hoyt: that wasmaybe mine. nate: whoa, phone call.
beth hoyt: oh my god. grace helbig: ooh, wehave a phone call. beth hoyt: gonna putthis thing on. grace helbig: who's calling? who's calling? beth hoyt: oh god. did i get it? grace helbig: no. grace helbig: you rejected it.
hannah hart: no. grace helbig: you justrejected it. hannah hart: she rejected it. she did it wrong. beth hoyt: it's thesame button for reject and speaker phone. hannah hart: please call back. please call back. beth hoyt: so it's very--it's an old phone.
hannah hart: whoa,beth, you're not allowed to touch it. beth hoyt: call back. hannah hart: call back. grace helbig: pleasecall us back. beth hoyt: i knowhow to do this. grace helbig: in themean time, look. nate: ah, voltaire-- voltaire is a nazi says, ah,which one of you would win in
a cage match? hannah hart: oh, grace stop. nobody let grace move. grace helbig: i'm sorry. hannah hart: nobodylet grace move. grace helbig: ok, which one ofus would win in a cage match. ah, girls shouldnever be tamed. hannah hart: ooh, don'tput me in a cage. grace helbig: no, no, no.
beth hoyt: um. grace helbig: um, so anyway,probably hannah. hannah hart: i'm a pacifist. beth hoyt: she'sgonna scamper. hannah hart: nate. nate: ahh-- that's it. that's the answer. leg says, grace, ah, what wasyour fave ever my damn channel live moment?
oh my grace helbig: gosh,well here's the-- ok, uh, i love-- this isvery-- it's been very nostalgic here in the studiotoday, because we have all these pictures of all of ourguests that used to be on the show with us. and i was just showing youguys this picture. this might be my favoritemoment. [telephone rings]
grace helbig: ah. hannah hart: ah. grace helbig: is it mamrie? beth hoyt: i got it. hannah hart: ok, don'thit reject. beth hoyt: no, the problem isthat this reject thing is up when it's supposed tobe speaker phone. beth hoyt: i didn't, i didn't. i did not push the button.
hannah hart: oh my--incoming, incoming. beth hoyt: i swear i didn't. grace helbig: ok, answer them. hannah hart: i willtake care of this. grace helbig: it's connected. hannah hart: hello. connor: hello? hannah hart: yes. grace helbig: aah.
who are you? oh my gosh, am i reallytalking to you guys? hannah hart: oh my goshis a cool name. grace helbig: wait, shh. what? grace helbig: hi, who is this? connor: i'm connor. grace helbig: hi connor. beth hoyt: hi connor.
hannah hart: hi connor. grace helbig: you're livewith us on my damn channel live right now. connor: oh my god, wow. hannah hart: this wouldbe the most funny, um, wrong number ever. beth hoyt: yeah, right? grace helbig: connor, do youhave a question for you? connor: i do.
what is your guys's favoritething about each other? grace helbig: aww. hannah hart: aww. hannah hart: connor. connor. grace helbig: umm, absolutelynothing. thank you for calling. beth hoyt: yeah, ok, bye. grace helbig: bye.
hannah hart: what? grace helbig: that was great. hannah hart: oh, another thing. i got it. grace helbig: ahh, wait,don't activate. yes, activate. oh, and it ended. hannah hart: no, i got it. beth hoyt: this is-- wejust got-- found this
phone at the store. grace helbig: wait, hello? hannah hart: hello? grace helbig: call ended. incoming. so many people are calling. grace helbig: everythingis horrible. beth hoyt: somethingis happening. beth hoyt: nate, do you haveany comments from the chat?
we can rely on that. nate: yeah, i do. emilyholly asks-- hannah hart: we got a text. we got a text? grace helbig: we got a text. hannah hart: it says, does-- grace helbig: wait, someone'son the phone. -hello.
beth hoyt: ah, technology. hannah hart: does gracehave any kids? grace helbig: no, thankgod, i don't think. beth hoyt: hopefully not. hannah hart: what's yourfave moment of-- grace helbig: one time i ate aburrito and i thought i was pregnant, and it was-- hannah hart: sean fromsouth africa. grace helbig: south africa,what are you doing?
hannah hart: i'm stealingnate's job. i'm sorry, nate. nate: it's ok, no,you're good. grace helbig: we have somany text messages. hannah hart: we haveso many texts. we have so many texts. beth hoyt: but we alsohave comments. nate: yeah, we do. nate: emilyholly says--
hannah hart: does hannah dateoutside of her race? nate: what's your favoritecheesy pickup line? hannah hart: i'm sorry, nate. what did you say? hannah hart: cheesypickup line-- um, was it gouda for you? grace helbig: oh please. hannah hart: cheesypickup line. beth hoyt: wow, hannah, that washitting on so many levels.
hannah hart: i know, mhmm. i just-- beth hoyt: also because you'relike, you know, you're a chef. that was really just-- blewit out of the water. hannah hart: thank you. is that your favoritething about me? ah, oh yeah, goingback to that. no, it's not my favoritething. you have more things about youas a person beyond just, like,
the things you're good at. grace helbig: i like your hat. beth hoyt: mhmm. hannah hart: you dolike this hat. grace helbig: yeah, i wore itat carnegie hall last night. hannah hart: yeah she did. oops, i just dropped a name. let me pick that up. beth hoyt: ooh.
hannah hart: boom. beth hoyt: oh, we'rehearing this. hannah hart: ok. grace helbig: ah, something'shappening. we're getting so manytext messages. someone's on the phone. jp: hello. hannah hart: hi, isthis connor still? yeah, ha, hi, i'm-- my--
i'm jp. grace helbig: hi. jp: i'm in santa barbara rightnow, but i'm from long island. i just wanted tocall you guys. i can't watch becausei'm at work. grace helbig: jp from santabarbara, originally long island, how are you? jp: i'm fine, thank you. hello everybody.
grace helbig: hello. beth hoyt: hello. call ended. grace helbig: no it didn't. are you still there-- jp's still there. hannah hart: oh, sorry,it's-- the phone is really weird, guys. grace helbig: well, i becausethere are other
calls coming in. beth hoyt: don't showjp's number. we can't. hannah hart: oh my bad,my bad, just kidding. grace helbig: um, jp, do youhave a question for us? jp: no, but i just wanted totell nate to get a passport. it's definitely worth it. hannah hart: get a passport. nate: ok, all right,i'll get a--
i don't have a passport. beth hoyt: thanks, jp. you're my favorite. i talked to you yesterday. i love you. grace helbig: oh my god,stop stalking. just kidding. beth hoyt: no, i like him. grace helbig: just kidding,you're sweet.
you give great advice. nate, get a passport. bye, jp. hannah hart: i got it. grace helbig: end it. beth hoyt: hannah's like,don't touch it, beth. hannah hart: stop touching it. nate: ok, i got anothercomment. it says, what is your mostembarrassing internet story?
grace helbig: most embarrassinginternet story. nate: yeah. grace helbig: um, mostembarrassing internet story. nate: i could tell you mine. grace helbig: yeah, nate. nate: it's when i got dressed upas a clown and had to dance while breathing in heliumlive on this show. hannah hart: aww yeah. beth hoyt: that's oneof my favorite
memories of you, nate. nate: i wonder why. grace helbig: this showhas really taken nate from a boy to a man. beth hoyt: yeah, it's true. nate: or something. hannah hart: man child nate. beth hoyt: from aclown to a dj. grace helbig: a very,very exploited man.
nate: clown to dj. grace helbig: how sweet. hannah hart: and back. hello? cody: hello? hannah hart: who's this? grace helbig: who's this? cody: this is cody, from-- grace helbig: hi, cody.
hannah hart: hi, cody. wow, we're getting a lotof male callers. i hadn't expected that. beth hoyt: it's ok. grace helbig: sorry. hannah hart: what areyou-- shut up, guys. ok, what's up cody? cody: nothing, i justwanted to know if grace will marry me.
grace helbig: oh, willi marry cody. um, i don't believe in thesanctity of marriage, but thank you so, so much. my parents are divorced. beth hoyt: thanks so muchfor calling, cody. hannah hart: this isn'ttherapy, grace. bye, cody. grace helbig: ok, thank you. beth hoyt: all right, and that'sthe end of this q and
a, but there's going to beso many more, you guys. we'll be right back. -i don't drink all thetime, like, ahh-- beth hoyt: i don't drinkall the time. and i don't evertalk like that. -i gotta do a my damnchannel show. i'm gonna drink a lot beforei go on camera. beth hoyt: no, that'sat all how it-- that's not what happens.
absolutely. party. -party. -just measuring some vodka. beth hoyt: i mean, there'sno marks on this. how does that measure? yeah, well i put it in my mouthand i drink it and then i measure it as it'sgoing down. -it ain't a party till yougot bacardi, am i right?
beth hoyt: i don't wannaget too tipsy. oh, that is so refreshing. hey, you guys. we're back and we're doing thecooking with no hands tag. go. hannah hart: i usually-- stop hitting me, beth. i usually cook withno purpose. grace helbig: yay,ok, basically,
here's how it works. one person is the otherperson's hands. and today we're makingboozy smoothies. beth hoyt: yeah, here's howwe're going to play. so i'm going to use, um,shannon and hannah to demonstrate. hannah hart: booby smoothies. beth hoyt: so, like, shannon,you put your hands behind your back.
can you guys see overthe blenders? can you move over this way? and then, hannah is the personbehind, and she puts her hands through these things,these holes here. and then, she has to put thestuff in the blender and then make the stuff in the blender,and then put the booze in the blender, and then getshannon to drink it. and the first teamto do that wins. shannon coffey: woo.
beth hoyt: and apparentlynate has, like, some surprise twist. we don't know what it is yet. nate: yes. grace helbig: great. beth hoyt: all right. grace helbig: nate, whatis the evil twist? hannah hart: but you cansee over my shoulder. nate: you'll have to find out.
shannon coffey: i don'tlike surprises. hannah hart: i love em. beth hoyt: ok, so nate, will youcount us down, like, and count us into it? hannah hart: ok, everybody--no, stop it, stop it, cheating. grace helbig: you don'tuse your hands. shannon coffey: i was just goingto blend my hands off so that i wouldn't use them.
nate: get in yourready position. grace helbig: yes,we're ready. nate: are you ready? are you guys ready? nate: set-- and go. grace helbig: oh mygod, here we go. beth hoyt: first ofall, take this to relax, relax and chill.
shannon coffey: i'm goingto take the ice. and i'm going to pickup some bananas. and i'm going to get thealcohol, because that's the most important part for me. hannah hart: this is so easy. you know what's weird isthat, this is how-- beth hoyt: sorry, hannah. hannah hart: this is how mostof my cooking feels. shannon coffey: i'm going to putit in the blender, and i'm
going to take a moment to givemy friend, who's growing out of my back-- beth hoyt: i can'treach the ice. hannah hart: i'm touchingbeth's boobs. grace helbig: sabotage. beth hoyt: oh my god, no. beth hoyt: no, that'snot fair. shannon coffey: blend,blend, blend. nate: surprise challenge.
put on these and continue. put these on. shannon coffey: that'stoo much. beth hoyt: no, no,no, it's good. hannah hart: beth'strying to kill me. beth hoyt: no, it's good. grace helbig: i can'tget it off. yay, yay, we did it. we did it.
hannah hart: it'snot over, ah. beth hoyt: we're almostthere, hannah. hannah hart: it's not over. shannon coffey: oh mygod, this is, like, a really good smoothy. beth hoyt: i'm going to usea glass like a real lady. shannon coffey: are we all-- grace helbig: wedid it already. shannon coffey: yeah, go home.
hannah hart: we won. beth hoyt: we won. shannon coffey: i'm about touse my hands and say, no. hannah hart: it wasme and beth. me and beth won. grace helbig: don'thave a cow, man. hannah hart: mooove over. beth hoyt: i think you guys aredisqualified, because you didn't add any yogurt.
grace helbig: we-- oh, well shannon coffey: no, becausei sent in an email-- grace helbig: shannonhas an allergy. shannon coffey: allergy. beth hoyt: oh, i didn't know. hannah hart: allergiesare so cool, man. why not brag about it. grace helbig: all right,well, ok guys. all right, so, heyeveryone, cheers.
beth hoyt: no dairyin this one. guys, hey, cheers to new thingsthat we will never, ever do again in our lives. yay, just like this next videothat i will never do again. beth hoyt: yes, this is--this is a video maybe you guys have seen. nate's to blame for bothof these things. hannah hart: does anyone elsefeel both hot and cold? grace helbig: yeah, we'reall having tiny strokes.
let's relive the horror one moretime of this horrible, horrible day. hannah hart: i lovethis video. nate: they have a hauntedhouse here. beth hoyt: really? nate: yeah, we shouldgo check it out. beth hoyt: that-- thatsounds great-- halloween. grace helbig: yeah, i haven'tbeen to one for so long.
let's do it. nate: i'm pretty excited. beth hoyt: nate. beth hoyt: shut up. [scream] grace helbig: no touching. yeah. nate: ahh. beth hoyt: [scream]
stop. -during the tour, do not touchthe set, the props, or our patients, and they probablywon't touch you. -i'll touch you. [bang] grace helbig: no, no,no, no, no, no. beth hoyt: no, this isgoing to be fun. [screams] no touching.
grace helbig: ok, are you havinga good time, nate? nate: i'm havingthe best time. grace helbig: go,go, go, go, go. oh, there's somethingbehind us. beth hoyt: this is too long--too silent, too long. beth hoyt: holy [bleep]. beth hoyt: oh no, no, no. grace helbig: no touching,no touching, no touching. no, no, no, oh my god.
grace helbig: stop. beth hoyt: no, ok. grace helbig: i can't tell ifmy crotch is sweaty or if i just pissed my pants. grace helbig: no, youneed a girlfriend. find me on facebook. [chainsaw] grace helbig: i hope they gotthose chainsaws at lowe's. nate: guys, if i know anythingabout scary movies though,
there's probably, like, a lastjump scare move, right? so-- grace helbig: stop, stopstop, go, go, go. thank you. grace helbig: thatwas a [bleep] nightmare. beth hoyt: this is allyour fault, nate. nate: guys, let's go again. beth hoyt: hi guys, we're back,and grace and i have got
shannon coffey fromcoffey chat. grace helbig: slam. shannon coffey: hi. beth hoyt: mm, boom. we'll take all your personalquestions. nate will filter outthe good stuff. grace helbig: yeah, and guys,remember, you can call us. shannon coffey: on the phone. beth hoyt: it's a very efficientprocess we have
going here with thatphone call. shannon coffey: i can't waitto hang up on you guys. grace helbig: yeah, it's allaccidental, of course. nate, do you have any questionsin the chat? nate: yeah, peterpaseysays, grace, how's your forehead doing? grace helbig: oh, doyou want to see? it's been doing really well. i'll show you guys.
see? not too bad. beth hoyt: that looksso bad-ass. it's great. grace helbig: yeah,i feel like i'm a true mma fighter now. beth hoyt: yeah, you'relooking like it. grace helbig: all mydreams, thank you. beth hoyt: you still got abig bruise on your arm?
grace helbig: yeah i got a bigbruise on my arm, too. look at that. slam, yeah, jon bonesjones right there. shannon coffey: you're sucha buff, sexy lady. beth hoyt: this is show offyour boo-boos section. grace helbig: it's all right,just from dropping elbows. that's what, youknow, so-- so-- beth hoyt: just forthe [inaudible]. nate: ok, ah,meganissoawesomeyes says, what
is the funniest moment onmy damn channel live? grace helbig: god,there's so many. shannon coffey: i think when thecameras are off, like, all those times you guys are alwayslike, oh, there's liquid poop comingout of my vagina. and i'm like, you girls arejust, like, so attractive, and it's so hard not to bein love with you. grace helbig: yeah, it's-- shannon coffey: i alwaysthink that's always
the funniest part. grace helbig: we are likethe cast of friends. beth hoyt: exactly. shannon coffey: yeah, andi'm always like, blah. it's just, i mean, it'skind of romantic. it's weird how you, like--the cameras turn off and it's just-- beth hoyt: and magic happens? grace helbig: yeah, it's,like, the moment the
cameras turn off. beth hoyt: right, exactly. it's like, then it's like,that's the funniest thing. yes, nate. nate: ok, ah, wiber28says, favorite honey boo boo family member. grace helbig: there's so many. i gotta say the baby withtwo thumbs on one hand. beth hoyt: for sure, yeah.
grace helbig: it'sreal impressive. that baby-- beth hoyt: just think about hercareer already beginning. like, she's got a great lifeahead of her, because she's just born into this--this stardom. grace helbig: think abouther rating movies. just think about it. the possibilities are endless. no, they're only three-fold.
the end. beth hoyt: but she can likereally exuberantly. grace helbig: she can, like, youcan like a movie, but she can, like, really like a movie. nate: dredfounly asks,how often do get recognized on the street? beth hoyt: like wheni see a friend? grace helbig: oh, i-- beth hoyt: because,like, sometimes--
because sometimes i'm, like,dressed real down. like, sometimes i'm reallydressed down, down, down, and then, like, they don'teven rec-- i'm like, it's me. and they're like, oh my god. are you going-- where areyou-- are you going-- are you ok? are you sick? and i'm like, no.
you know, and anyway,but then-- so that happens. it's like 50-50. grace helbig: yeah, i've gottenrecognized twice as the girl that was in that episodeof my drunk kitchen. shannon coffey: aw. grace helbig: it'sbeen real fun. shannon coffey: igot recognized at the grocery store.
and it was really-- i felt really bad, becauseit was after i was telling the lady-- she was like, why are youholding back all the soaps. and i was like, because you bagthem with my food and it makes me feel bad. and it's always like,oh, shannon, are you being a bad person? and i was like, ahh, yes.
grace helbig: oh no. shannon coffey: but thatwoman deserved it. grace helbig: she did. nate: ah, ok, alexarossellinisays, favorite thing to happen so far this year. oh, i should have madea list of all these things for these-- there's so many good things. shannon coffey: oh man,what about that--
i really liked that onedirection kiss you video. i really liked whenhannah broke up. oh my god, that was, like,important to me. i was like, i knewit was fake. grace helbig: oh, it was. shannon coffey: becauseit was fake. call harry stylesup right now. don't we have a connection? grace helbig: can hecall us right now?
beth hoyt: yeah, can he call--is he calling in? shannon coffey: can someoneask him to call us? beth hoyt: is that-- didi hang up on harry? grace helbig: he's gota third nipple. shannon coffey: hehas four nipples. grace helbig: what? shannon coffey: four nipples. beth hoyt: if he and the honeyboo boo child with three thumbs had a child, howmany-- how much extra
shit would be happening? shannon coffey: it would justbe nipples coming out of-- beth hoyt: there'd be, like,an extra eyeball. grace helbig: nipplesand thumbs. nipples and thumbs. beth hoyt: nipples andthumbs would be the name of their band. nate: geeyounice says, anyvalentine's day plans? beth hoyt: hmm.
shannon coffey: oh yeah. grace helbig: cryingalone in the dark. beth hoyt: eating-- yeah, eatingsome candy chocolates. shannon coffey: yeah, i'm goingto be making spaghetti and just wrapping [inaudible]in it. grace helbig: hey. beth hoyt: aww. grace helbig: what do catslove more than sleeping? being wrapped in spaghetti.
shannon coffey: wah,wah, wah, wah. nate: special guest alert. grace helbig: it'sjon friedman. jon friedman: it's me. i'm here. i made it. shannon coffey: so surprised. grace helbig: we'reso excited. beth hoyt: it's jon friedmanof the jon
friedman internet program. beth hoyt: thank you forbeing here, jon. jon friedman: i'm the guy whowastes four seconds of everyone's time. shannon coffey: let'sall touch you. beth hoyt: yeah, let's all. grace helbig: oh mygod, you're real. you're real. you're a real person.
hi jon. jon friedman: hey guys. beth hoyt: jon also's theproducer of guy code. so how do you feel beingaround these ladies? is this, like, do you know--are you going go back-- shannon coffey: doyou get our code? do you get this code? jon friedman: i knowa lot of things. i know the code for standingnext to three ladies, which is
hands-- hands on the table. shannon coffey: don'ttouch your penis. beth hoyt: you touchedall of us earlier, before you did that. jon friedman: i did, butit was very gentle. beth hoyt: ok, it was. it was-- jon friedman: yes,very gentle. beth hoyt: just aslight bruise.
grace helbig: it's like,um, when you-- grace helbig: whenyou-- when you-- yeah, when you pet a-- it'slike in kindergarten, when they teach you topet animals-- two fingers, two fingers. beth hoyt: i neverlearned that. beth hoyt: that's not a thing. grace helbig: that'snot a thing? so, dear mrs. horn, um, whatwere you teaching us?
beth hoyt: yeah, i know,there's lots-- there's a lot going on. jon friedman: yeah, it's, like,even cooler in person. grace helbig: it's--ah yeah, have you-- you've been here before. jon friedman: no, i waituntil a hiatus comes. then i show up. grace helbig: yeah, jon comeslast-minute and saves the day. jon friedman: and here i am.
grace helbig: he's a humanhail mary play. beth hoyt: it's so weird,because it's like you've been here. because we play your showsand we love them. nate: another comment--it's from [inaudible]. it says, shannon how much coffeeis too much coffee? shannon coffey: um,there is no such thing as too much coffee. i'm offended by the question.
and you know what? i'm just going tobe like, ahh. no, there's-- you guys,drink coffee. drink coffee as muchas possible. grace helbig: i don't know ifyou guys-- the ground just shook when she did that. shannon coffey: you know, if--if your parent is telling you not to drink coffee, i mean,just be like, ahh. you don't know me, obviously.
and you didn't live your life,so don't try to hold me back and then go out and be like,where's harry styles? and you find his body, and youlick all of his nipples. and if you see jon-- if yousee jon on the street, you lick his nipples, too. beth hoyt: the problem is thatwhen you drink so much coffee, your mouth gets dryer. so, like, you just--you need it-- grace helbig: are youa coffee drinker?
jon friedman: yes. it's two. grace helbig: how do youlike your coffee? jon friedman: i drinkit black. jon friedman: it'squick and easy. grace helbig: wow, wow. shannon coffey: now, acrossthe board, do you love everything to bequick and easy? guy code.
jon friedman: yes,i do actually. oh, you guys. shannon coffey: guy code. nate: i got a comment. fionasmith says, what do youmiss most about 2012? grace helbig: jon,field this first. jon friedman: that'sa good question. grace helbig: chivalry'snot dead. jon friedman: i missthanksgiving.
that thanksgiving was fun. and i also miss mymom and dad. hey. shannon coffey: did theynot make it to 2013? jon friedman: i just haven'tseen them in 2013. shannon coffey: oh, ok. grace helbig: wait, whereare they from? jon friedman: new york-- i'm from new york.
grace helbig: do you know thatthere's a phone number. they can call in andtalk to you now. nate: she could callyou if she wants. grace helbig: would you liketo say something to your parents right now thatare watching? jon friedman: i missyou so much. beth hoyt: god, jon. this is all part of guy codeby the way, right? jon friedman: yes, you can seewhy i work on guy code.
i'm the manliest of men. grace helbig: he's doingthe sensitive neg. nate: ok, itsnotfebruary asked,do you have any tips on balancing passion andpracticality? grace helbig: jon. jon friedman: do i have any-- i was still thinking ofwhat i missed in 2012. what was-- grace helbig: do you have anytips on balancing passion and
practicality? jon friedman: no. beth hoyt: are you-- are you--are you just-- you're good at it, or you're currentlystruggling with it? grace helbig: usebutter as lube. jon friedman: it comesand goes in waves. shannon coffey: that works. don't use mayonnaise. someone in my high school usedmayonnaise and she passed out
in class because shegot, like, some weird, horrible poisoning. and you don't want to see that. beth hoyt: i don't even wantto hear about that. nate: i have a new comment. jonathanj says, which are yourguys' favorite horror movies? grace helbig: that clipthat we just played. beth hoyt: i really loved "thecabin in the woods." for reals, i loved that movie.
because it was, like, kindof not a horror movie. [phone ringing] beth hoyt: oh my god,is that our phone? nate: these are text messages. there are 124 unreadtext messages. [inaudible] a ring. grace helbig: we don't have ahuge data plan on that phone. beth hoyt: oh god,this is for real. jon, are you excited?
jon friedman: i'm very--is it my mom? beth hoyt: maybeit's your mom. grace helbig: answer. and then-- hello. beth hoyt: and then, the problemis it says reject when you push speaker. hello, you're talking tous on my damn channel. how are you doing? ok, hold on one second.
grace helbig: oh, it'snot on speaker. hold on, we gottafigure this out. this is speaker here. beth hoyt: see, it's thatbutton, but then you hit--- but then it says reject. grace helbig: and i undid it. i'm so sorry. but maybe it's the-- beth hoyt: if anyone who has aphone from 1996 and can tell
us how to deal with thefact that it says-- hannah hart: you pushthe green button. beth hoyt: yeah, but then, howdo you get it on speaker? hannah hart: shh,shh, shh, shh. hello. grace helbig: not on speaker. hannah hart: hi-- i understand. i need you to calm down.
you need to calm down. grace helbig: this is exactlywhat happened when i broke my hip. hannah hart: yeah, no, iwas like, don't fall asleep on the couch. ok, you guys talk amongstyourselves. i will be the phone navigator. beth hoyt: ok, hannah, youjust-- you just crouch down in front there.
hannah hart: ok, favoriteposition. beth hoyt: do you want some? i'm not sick. jon friedman: what's in it? beth hoyt: rum. i think i put a littlebeer in mine. there's yogurt and fruit. it's good for you, andit'll give you a good afternoon kick.
jon friedman: i don't really,um, have dairy, because of my tummy. nate: partypoison says, anytips for going to new york city for the first time ever? grace helbig: ooh,wear a diaphragm. beth hoyt: i-- i don't know. i don't-- that's not one ofmy tips, i don't think. they'll just make you feel--
but it will make you feelprotected all the time. grace helbig: yeah, you'lljust feel safe. beth hoyt: i think, um, don't beafraid of brooklyn, because i love brooklyn. and everyone seems to come tonew york and thinks that, like, they should justgo to times square. but times square iskind of hell. so you should go to brooklyn. jon friedman: don't go totimes square at all.
shannon coffey: don't go-- i would never go totimes square. it's a horrible place. i mean, if you've never-- ifyou've never seen it, go for like five minutes, give yourselfthe opportunity to look at it and belike, oh, cool. and then get thef out of there. yeah, it's real bad. beth hoyt: ok, one morecomment, nate?
nate: sure, ah, i'm-- i don't know how toread that name. drmuskaliva says, what shouldkimye name their child? hannah hart: just kidding. nate: oh, there'sa phone call. grace helbig: so we havea phone call, maybe. beth hoyt: hannah, work it up. hannah hart: maybe. stop it.
beth hoyt: oh, see. it's harder-- it's harderthan it looks, right? hannah hart: shut up. grace helbig: ah, what shouldkimye name her baby? jon friedman: kevin. beth hoyt: that's a great-- i think they should dosomething normal. shannon coffey: yeah,very normal. grace helbig: keep thek's going, yeah.
hannah hart: hi, hi, goodto talk with you. no, it's just us. grace helbig: you wannatake that outside? hannah hart: what's your name? grace helbig: it's very rudeto talk on the phone. beth hoyt: this is whathannah's tour is going to be like. it's going to be very personaland private, and, like, one on one with hannah.
grace helbig: um, i thinkkimye-- yeah, i think kevin's a great name for kimye'schild, boy or girl. beth hoyt: i like that a lot. grace helbig: kevin is very-- jon friedman: or larry. grace helbig: from what? jon friedman: larry. grace helbig: larry. shannon coffey: yeah, likelarry stylinson.
it's real. grace helbig: yeah, it'svery unisexual. beth hoyt: so, before we go intoour next video, which is, um, some of your videos, wewould love to, like, can we sing your theme song together? can we do that? grace helbig: this is avery musical episode. jon friedman: you guyscan sing, sure. beth hoyt: you can justlike-- you can be--
you can be demure. jon friedman: oh wait, can i--can i, like, give a plug to who actually doesthat theme song? because most of the commentson it are like, we love the theme song. and i'm like, ok that's cool. grace helbig: hate the content,love the song. jon friedman: but yes, it's,ah-- the theme song is very cool and i'm glad you like it.
it's almost too catchy. she almost did toogood of a job. but her name is erin oferin and her cello. so look her up. she has a website. erin and her cello. beth hoyt: that'sa great name. jon friedman: yeah, she has analbum and everything, so you really should check it out.
grace helbig: sweet, and now toruin erin's wonderful song, let's all sing it together. jon friedman: i'm going towatch you guys do it. [singing - "jon friedmaninternet program theme song"] [music - erin and her cello,"jon friedman internet program theme song"] god: no, no, no, that'snot for you. i mean, i guess, if you want. andrew w.k.: hello, my nameis andrew w.k., and you're
watching my damn channel live. cheers, and party hard. nicolas cage: ok, sure. yvette nicole brown: hi, it'syvette nicole brown and you're hannah hart: your tapwater looks weird. beth hoyt: hi guys. grace helbig: welcome backto my damn channel live. you're just in time forour auction swap. beth hoyt: can we get anauction swap something?
hannah hart: yeah, get some--wait, yeah, let's get some more band. more band. grace helbig: band. beth hoyt: god, yeah,that sounds good. hannah hart: hey, wait. i've always-- i've always wanted to do this. um, i'm going to say, we'regoing to hawaii.
and then you guys react witha, like a, wah wah. hey guys, we're gonna goon a trip to hawaii. beth hoyt: that was-- hannah hart: doesn't thatmake it more real? beth hoyt: that took me there. hannah hart: we'rereally going. grace helbig: i really, reallyfelt connected to that. we all got lei-ed. hannah hart: we're connectedto the island.
beth hoyt: now i'm backin new york city. grace helbig: guys, backto our auction swap. we are each putting up for thebidding one of our most precious my damn channellive items to swap for something of yours. hannah hart: i'm puttingup grace. grace helbig: no, ahh. hannah hart: yay, look, she'sgot-- she's got a pretty hat. she's very strong.
and she can lift bottles. beth hoyt: yeah, shehandles the bruise. i mean, she doesn't evencomplain about it. so, like, say we're goingto offer grace. then you guys offer somethingthat you want to swap her for. so you write a comment thatsays, swapping for grace, like, some item, like a penthat has 10 colors. and we'd be like, thosepens are awesome. i haven't had one of thosepens in forever.
and then, we'd mail graceto you if we swapped it. grace helbig: but whatif it's not me? what if we can just send nate? beth hoyt: oh, or we could-- wecould swap out nate, too. nate: i mean, i'd like to gosomewhere new, but i gotta-- i got the gavel. i gotta do this for you. hannah hart: excuses, excuses. beth hoyt: no, we need him.
we need him. grace helbig: no needto be so judge-y. hannah hart: pssh. grace helbig: can't help it. beth hoyt: can we geta bad joke, ah-- grace helbig: been hangin'out with [inaudible]. beth hoyt: yeah, all right, wemight need to keep that handy. shannon coffey: that was a veryrespectful bad joke song. beth hoyt: so you guys, makesure that you know whose item
you want to swap for. so say the name of theitem in your comment. shannon, you're up first. shannon coffey: ok, guys. lot number one, i'm going tocheck out for a second. i got a photo ofmy cat katchoo. hannah hart: god bless you. shannon coffey: there you go. thanks.
you should watch coffey chat. no, this is my cat. so you know, guys, he hasa very sexy body. you can see he crosseshis arm. and he's in an actual humanbed there, so you can put whatever dirty thoughts youwant into this photograph. now who wants to swap-a-swapthis? beth hoyt: and this frame wasvery expensive, am i right? shannon coffey: yeah, this wasactually hand made by little,
tiny children all overthe universe. and, you know, they-- allof them are dead now. ah, they-- they aregone in 2012. grace helbig: but this framewill live forever. nate: ah, sammyhope says,i'll swap shannon's picture for my homework. shannon coffey: wait, whatkind of homework? i need, like, the deets. hannah hart: i can'tdo long division.
beth hoyt: mhmm, i do misshomework, though. like, doing something andknowing that it's done at the end of it. that feels good. i miss those days. grace helbig: very satisfying. shannon coffey: isit handwritten? like, is there notes? grace helbig: is it-- what wasyour best subject in school?
shannon coffey: um, i was,like, good at everything. nate: danielflora says, mus--shh, danielflora says, mustache key chain-- mustache key chainfor picture. grace helbig: a mustachekey chain. shannon coffey: oh man,i don't know. i have so much hair. um, ah, ok, so now i choose. ok, um, ah, i want--
i want the homework. grace helbig: play it. beth hoyt: she wantsthe homework. nate: homework? ok-- once, twice-- that's a swap. beth hoyt: it's a swap. shannon coffey: ihave homework. i have homework.
grace helbig: and you'vegot a pussy. beth hoyt: oh, all right, sowe're going to mail this to you, and you're goingto get the homework. shannon coffey: yeah, shouldwe all lick this before we send it? grace helbig: yeah,flu season. beth hoyt: all right, we'llmail it to you, ok. hannah's up next. hannah hart: man, um, you gottaget in the right frame
of mind for that one. beth hoyt: can we hear it-- the bad joke. hannah hart: oh, i'msorry, i'm sorry. she's saying, bad joke, butshe means, best joke. best joke. beth hoyt: all right,hannah's up next. shannon coffey: speechimpediment. beth hoyt: oh, did i say bad?
i meant-- no, i meant bad. hannah hart: oh no, theseare the shot glasses from shots 'n' shots. look at them, they're--look at them. they love each other. you can't find me. you don't know where i am. shannon coffey: theyhave all-- we've all touched those.
beth hoyt: yeah, we will notwash those before we mail those to you. grace helbig: so you can-- hannah hart: they smellreally weird. beth hoyt: then, theyprobably had-- this one i think had the peanutbutter and jelly. beth hoyt: it smells like me. grace helbig: one bacon. beth hoyt: and thisone smells good.
grace helbig: that must be me. nate: ah, lizlewis says, i'llswap anything for one of my senior photos from 2010. grace helbig: wait, does-- isthere a rose in the photo? hannah hart: are you wearinga faux pearl necklace? beth hoyt: i want to know ifthere's a one of these. because i have one of those. hannah hart: you look like-- youlook like if kate mckinnon and claire danes had a baby.
grace helbig: you do. beth hoyt: ok, and the babyjust cries nonstop? grace helbig: do you want toswap for that, or do you want to hold out for somethingelse? hannah hart: mm, let'shear one more. nate: ok, um, musicalfreakshowsays, ah, swapping my sonic screwdriver key chain forhannah's shot glasses. shannon coffey: whoa, whoa. grace helbig: it sounds like--
beth hoyt: she wants it. hannah hart: i wantit so much. nate: that's a swap. shannon coffey: i got gypped. i got gypped. i got homework. beth hoyt: no-- no take-backs,no take-backs. in lot number three,fresh from the atlantic, it's my lobster.
beth hoyt: i'm offeringthis up to you guys. it is-- her name is robin. you can name her whenever youwant, but just call her robin once in a while soshe remembers me. um, it's a magnet also. and it makes a lot of noise andit can scare people, but it's also just kindof pretty cheap. but, like, it's still special,because it's been on so many episodes.
hannah hart: stop describinggrace. grace helbig: does-- howmany bruises does it have right now? beth hoyt: it has one, two--it has all these bruises on its back. hannah hart: specialbut cheap. beth hoyt: yeah, nate. nate: ah, pandapen saysthey-- ah, yeah-- sharpieconclusion says pandapen for lobster.
beth hoyt: panda pen? hannah hart: pandamonium,this is causing. beth hoyt: what's a p-- i love pens. hannah hart: bear with me. beth hoyt: is it-- does thepanda pen have 10 colors? or does it have a panda that,when you turn it upside down, it ta-- it loses its bikini? shannon coffey: that'sinappropriate.
beth hoyt: no, i want it. shannon coffey: don'tsexualize animals. hannah hart: tell me moreabout this panda pen. grace helbig: no, i watchshaws of sunset. mj hates when you sexualizeanimals. shannon coffey: yup. beth hoyt: i want a panda in abikini that comes on and off. if it's that-- nate: ok, well then,alejandromadrigal says, i'll
trade the lobster for a figurineshaped like a green dog wearing orange shades. he's really cool andalso a bank. beth hoyt: it sounds likeit's sexualizing animals and i want it. i want that sexy dog. grace helbig: yay,it's a swap. hannah hart: i am sohappy right now. la, la, la, we're all friends.
just kidding, it's theend of the world. beth hoyt: all right, next up. grace helbig: ok, ah, lastlyis, ah, in lot four-- my bell, which nate doesneed to use for the rest of the show. but i will mail it to whoevergives me the best bid as soon as this show is over. hannah hart: how does it work? grace helbig: i promise.
nate, demonstrate. nate: it works. beth hoyt: ok, now who wantsto swap for that bell, and what will you swap me? beth hoyt: oh my gosh. that bell. shannon coffey: i want to swapit for that homework i got. hannah hart: you canring my bell. beth hoyt: this is whatadoption feels like.
hannah hart: this is nothow adoption works. nate: ah, strong003 says, i'llswap a strobe light ice cube for grace's bell. shannon coffey: whoa. beth hoyt: those words don'tbelong together. grace helbig: that's mysafe word, actually. beth hoyt: strobelight ice cube? hannah hart: strobelight ice cube. grace helbig: yeah,um, i want--
i want-- i want options. i want one more. i don't settle, is what i'vebeen told in my life. beth hoyt: wait, does that meanthat you put it-- you can, like, have it inyour drink and, like, some sort of-- hannah hart: ring my bell. grace helbig: because that'sgoing to encourage me to drink
more than i already do. beth hoyt: that's true. grace helbig: i'll be like,every drink's a party. nate: wherefortheswing says,i'll swap a giant rubber duck for the bell. grace helbig: i want the-- i want a giant rubber duck. hannah hart: she wantsit so bad. beth hoyt: bath toys--it's a swap.
beth hoyt: wow, i'mfeeling crazy. i have a crazy idea. how about we call dan and philfrom "super amazing project." shannon coffey: ahh, no, no, ohmy god, don't, don't, no. hannah hart: stop it. grace helbig: i peed, i peed,and i peed again. beth hoyt: the slip 'n slidewill cover that up. shannon coffey: no, i can't. beth hoyt: oh mygod, it's them.
[screaming] hannah hart: be cool,be cool, be cool. ok, you guys-- ok, you guys look great,first of all. grace helbig: thank you somuch for being here. um, i like that you havecoordinated your bang parts so that they connectin the middle. um, how-- how are you? phil: good.
dan: good. phil: we're cold. england is cold. grace helbig: it's alsocold in new york. hannah hart: it is. shannon coffey: are youguys gonna do-- dan: we're on the sameplace, aren't we, new york and england-- weather-wise.
phil: we have snow. shannon coffey: wow. hannah hart: high five. grace helbig: high five. beth hoyt: oh my god, ohmy god, oh my god. grace helbig: touchus, touch us. ok, so, ah, what have youbeen up to today? any highlights? hannah hart: yeah, what'syour day been like?
what did you guyshave for lunch? phil: what's going on? dan: just, [inaudible]all day. phil: i got chased by a dog. beth hoyt: more, more, more. tell us more. grace helbig: did you kill it? beth hoyt: was he wearingsunglasses? phil: an angry dog--
dan: did you killthe [inaudible]? phil: no, i didn't-- i didn't kill it. dan: he's lying. he killed it. grace helbig: i can kill itfor you if you need me to. phil: thanks. grace helbig: you're welcome. hannah hart: ha,you're welcome.
beth hoyt: are you ok-- sonothing hap-- did he-- he didn't catch you? phil: no, he didn't catch me. i'm quite free. dan: unfortunately. grace helbig: you're so brave. phil: i burned my handon the oven. beth hoyt: so did i,so did i, so did i. grace helbig: oh my god,marry each other.
shannon coffey: i lookedaway for a second. when i looked back, i didn'tknow what that was. i thought that wasa butt hole. dan: you're out ofcontrol, phil. [inaudible]. phil: i know. hannah hart: out of control--stop [inaudible] bubbles. grace helbig: um, ah, whatare your plans for the next few days?
phil: um-- hannah hart: hanging out. phil: we have gota radio show. grace helbig: yes you do. you have a new radio show. beth hoyt: on the bbc,that's so cool. congratulations. dan: [inaudible]. dan: that's exciting.
grace helbig: when-- ok, tell us aboutthe radio show. what is it goingto be, exactly? phil: ah, it means people canmake their own music videos, because it's all on video. dan: so it's like a tv show,but not, because radio's grace helbig: wait, it'sa video radio show? phil: yeah. dan: how futuristic is that?
dan: this is lifeon the internet. beth hoyt: that's so cool. hannah hart: wow. grace helbig: that's-- mymind melted and, oh-- hannah hart: um, dan and-- dan and phil, um, i'm just-- i just think you guys areboth just so good. you're both so good andgreat at what you do. beth hoyt: i think so, too.
shannon coffey: yeah,i agree also. hannah hart: i just wantyou to-- no, i just want to know that. beth hoyt: don't swat flies. grace helbig: wait,i have a question. when can we listen toyour radio show? when can we listen-watch? phil: he touched me--in a good way. grace helbig: do you guys--
when can we listen with oureyes to your radio show? dan: sunday from7:00 till 9:00. grace helbig: 7:00 till 9:00--is that uk time? dan: that's englandtime, which is-- grace helbig: ok, sosomeone do math. beth hoyt: that's-- hannah hart: eight hours. grace helbig: they're fivehours ahead of us. phil: five hours differentfrom new york, isn't it?
nate: all right, just somebodysaid, [inaudible] said, dan and phil, youmade my sick day today so much better. i watched your videosall day long. phil: oh, i hope youget better soon. dan: yes, i hope [inaudible]. phil: i've still been wearing mychristmas jumper so i don't get sick outside. grace helbig: don't you dare.
don't you dare. ahh, my god. hannah hart: do you guysever just wake up and be like, man-- grace helbig: we're great. hannah hart: so great. we're so great. beth hoyt: does that happen? does that happen?
or are you not morning people? grace helbig: so confused. um, ah, so anyoneelse have some questions for dan and phil? beth hoyt: nate, do you haveany questions in the chat? this is, like, so many-- somuch technology going on, especially us talking to youabout your new radio show that's going to be also video. just, like, the levels thatwe're achieving right now is
phenomenal. nate: ok, drmuskaliva says,favorite youtubers. grace helbig: oh, ok, danand phil, do you have any favorite youtubers? dan: um, communitychannel. grace helbig: communitychannel. phil: i still reallylike [inaudible]. dan: are you? are you happy because[inaudible].
phil: yes, [inaudible]. grace helbig: [inaudible]-- two boys supportingtwo other boys. phil: my guinea pig reallylikes dailygrace. dan: it's not real, guys. shannon coffey: i think they'resexualizing that guinea pig. beth hoyt: yeah, i like it. i like it.
grace helbig: oh my god, youknow what i just bought on etsy-- and this might offendyou, because that's a human, ah, a real, live guinea pig. beth hoyt: that's ahuman guinea pig. hannah hart: i want toput my finger in it. grace helbig: no, that'sso funny, because-- dan: is this an r-rated show? sorry, i don't know. grace helbig: yeah,no guys, listen.
you guys just, ah, you guys, ibought off of etsy a guinea pig butt hole taxidermy. hannah hart: shedid, i saw it. phil: what? hannah hart: it was so-- grace helbig: yeah, it's thebottom half of a-- a guinea pig, and it's taxidermiedand put on a plaque. and it just shows its-- phil: what are you goingto do with that?
grace helbig: i'm gonna--it's art. dan, it is art. hannah hart: it's entrancing. beth hoyt: that's alsomy safe word. nate: i got another question. grace helbig: natehas a question. nate: ah, [inaudible] says, dan and phil, have youever been to canada yet? if not, you have to come.
grace helbig: have youever been to canada? phil: i haven't, but if i do,i want to ride a moose. grace helbig: a moose? phil: and i hear theyhave milk in bags. dan: is that racist? beth hoyt: oh, yeah. isn't that-- isn't thatsmart though? it saves on space. hannah hart: nah you can't beracist against canadians.
they just take itin good humour. grace helbig: they're great. i mean, look at celine dion. she's a shining beaconof light. nate: [inaudible] says,if you were an animal, what would you be? grace helbig: i'd be agerbil's butt hole. phil: i'd be half shark,half eagle. dan: a sheagle.
phil: a sheagle. grace helbig: half giraffe,half eagle. dan: i'd just be a cat. because, i mean, all they--they just get [inaudible]. grace helbig: katchoo. shannon coffey: youcan take katchoo. beth hoyt: cat lover. grace helbig: no, you'vealready promised it to someone else.
shannon coffey: no, i'm goingto give this to you. grace helbig: i would-- i'd be a sea otter. they have the best time. nate: another comment. grace helbig: nate's gotanother comment. hannahstar07 says, dan and phil,have you been to wales, or can you speak any welsh? dan: i can't speak any welsh.
i've been to wales. it's like england, butacross a bridge. grace helbig: sounds perfect. phil: they say it-- theysay it like, "way-ul." dan: you're just anon-stop racist. phil: i know it, i'm sorry. grace helbig: you just offendeda whole nation. grace helbig: save-- um, dopeople in wales have those bumper stickers that say,save the whales?
hannah hart: they'recalled the welsh. nate: ah, reganmarie says,favorite song? grace helbig: oh,favorite song. dan: favorite song[inaudible]. phil: i thought you said,favorite sock. grace helbig: don't do that. there's a web-- there's awebsite called wikifeet. beth hoyt: ooh, you'rein it now. you're done.
dan: --these stupid questions,like, what's your favorite film of all time ever? so i don't know. grace helbig: ok, so whatare-- what are-- ok, so if you-- here'sthe question then. if you turned, ah, your ipodon, or your iphone, what's that first song you'dwant to listen to? phil: oh, uh, i like the thememusic to "true blood." hannah hart: oh, yeah.
beth hoyt: oh, yeah,i love that, too. i have that on mine, too. that's good. it's very sexy. hannah hart: "trueblood" is great. dan: i have k-pop my phone,because i'm just so cool. phil: you have [inaudible]on your phone? hannah hart: you havek-pop on your phone? you're-- you-- you couldbe a k-pop star, dan.
you have great hair. ah, you could really justbe, like, you know. grace helbig: you could doanything with that hair. hannah hart: you can do anythingyou want, dan. beth hoyt: it's true. grace helbig: haveyou ever thought of running for president? dan: i could become presidentof korea. nate: i have another comment.
it's from lucymichenxoit says, what is your favorite candy? beth hoyt: ooh, i lovethis question. dan: favorite american candyis sour patch kids. phil: sour patch kids. grace helbig: sourpatch kids, oh. hannah hart: sour patch kids. dan: [inaudible] seriously, ain't nobodygot time for that.
we have these things called[inaudible] in england, which basically like [inaudible] taste like crap, andthen [inaudible]. phil: like fizzy, littlebutt holes. very good. grace helbig: fizzy, excuseme-- fizzy butt holes? hannah hart: fizzy, little buttholes, is what he said. beth hoyt: have you found ourhidden word for the day, kids? you at home, do you knowwhat it is yet?
grace helbig: ah, you're--you're not into chocolate? phil: chocolate? i don't like american chocolate,i'm sorry. grace helbig: you don't? what's the difference betweenamerican and uk chocolate? dan: it tastes like,it's just worse. beth hoyt: you guys dohave great chocolate. because you have thecadbury-- the eggs. phil: hershey's.
dan: hershey's tasteslike, uh-- phil: sand. dan: sand, there you go. grace helbig: well, dan andphil, ah, we've learned so much about you today. thank you so, so much forskype-ing with us. beth hoyt: this was so cool. thank you for joining us. have a good show.
shannon coffey: thank you. beth hoyt: we love you. beth hoyt: yeah, and we'll watchyour show on sunday. grace helbig: bye, guys. shannon coffey: keep thosebutt holes alive. grace helbig: yeah, woo hoo. beth hoyt: wow. shannon coffey: thatwas beautiful. grace helbig: let's all justtake a second to breath in.
shannon coffey: yeah, later. beth hoyt: that was very cool. hannah hart: i wanna-- maybe ishould-- maybe i should do, like, dan [inaudible]. shannon coffey: you should. grace helbig: you coulddo it so easily. hannah hart: right, ishould do it, right? beth hoyt: just try it. it's january.
grace helbig: why didn't weever do a "super amazing project" parody? hannah hart: i know. grace helbig: i got bangs now,they're great for it. beth hoyt: ideas are--ideas are happening. grace helbig: ok guys, listen. oh, sorry, wait, this isa think tank and we are swimming in it. guys, it is time forsavoir adore to
help us do live karaoke. beth hoyt: wow, thisis so exciting. ok, so we're gonna-- can youguys move this table? i'm going to explain to themwhat they're doing. grace helbig: pick upthe essentials. oh, no. [music] beth hoyt: savoir adoreare going to play the music, obviously.
they have two bowls. so one bowl has the nameof songs, and one bowl has our names. so this is all very random. you're just going to pick one ofeach, and then we're going to use this microphone, andwe're going to do it. all right, who's up first? paul hammer: all right. deidre muro: song first.
beth hoyt: song. paul hammer: whatsong you got? deidre muro: ah, "livin'on a prayer." beth hoyt: ooh, we'restarting off big. we're starting off pretty big. paul hammer: let'ssee who we got. beth hoyt: oh, boy. paul hammer: it's nate. grace helbig: yay, nate.
nate. shannon coffey: nate. nate hannah hart: take it off. take it off. nate: take off what? paul hammer: here we go. grace helbig: herewe go, nate. [music - "livin' on a prayer"]
nate: oh, i know thewords to this. beth hoyt: that was beautiful. beautiful. grace helbig: oh, we need to--we need to mention that we're doing abbreviated karaoke,by the way. beth hoyt: yeah, we'renot going to take up all your time. just kind of the heart of it. hannah hart: i justlove attention.
beth hoyt: all right,who's next? this is exciting. deidre muro: the next songis "call me maybe." beth hoyt: ok, you guysknow this one. paul hammer: let's seewho's singing that. it is grace. grace. grace helbig: count mein, savoir adore. paul hammer: one, two,three, four.
[music - "call me maybe"] beth hoyt: it's funny, i thinkyour mic isn't on. beth hoyt: wow, she'snailing it. shannon coffey: yo, iam feeling inspired. hannah hart: you guys aremusical geniuses. paul hammer: oh stop, oh stop. grace helbig: who's next? deidre muro: all right,next song is "edge of glory," lady gaga.
paul hammer: glory. hannah hart: "edge of glory." paul hammer: it's beth. grace helbig: woo. beth hoyt: i do feeli'm on the edge. i'm on the edge. i got my pants on. i have my gold pants. [music - "edge of glory"]
beth hoyt: save me,i am on the edge. hannah hart: i think-- i think karaoke's going really,really, really well. beth hoyt: yeah, i agree. grace helbig: what's next,what's next, what's next? deidre muro: "rollingin the deep," adele. beth hoyt: this is notan easy number. grace helbig: andwho could it be? paul hammer: hannah.
hannah hart: i couldn't,i couldn't, i couldn't, i couldn't. beth hoyt: do it, do it. grace helbig: adele's a mom. adele's a mom. hannah hart: adele's a mom. [music - "rollingin the deep"] paul hammer: here comesthe chorus. hannah hart: [sings]
the beat, the "edge ofglory" is another song we did here today. everything is cool. song, song, comeand sing along. some people here arewearing thongs. yeah, butt holes. beth hoyt: wow, thatwas incredible. grace helbig: whatcould be left? what could be left?
paul hammer: that was special. that was special. beth hoyt: i know who's left. what's the song? deidre muro: last song,"what makes you beautiful," one direction. paul hammer: and-- shannon coffey: i need a-- hannah hart: it'sthe best song.
it's the best song. shannon coffey: no, we gottasing it together, because one direction is allabout a group. it's about a group. i'm sane. [music - "what makesyou beautiful"] grace helbig: and that was ourimpression of hoboken. beth hoyt: i'm so glad that partis over, because karaoke makes me really tense.
in a minute, we're talking todeidre and paul of savoir adore, so get your questionsin the chat for them right now. these girls will be right back--we're all going to come back in a minute. but ah, we'll see youguys in a second. mr. bus: hello, michael. michael: hey, mr. bus. mr. bus: going to work today?
michael: no, silly bus,it's saturday. mr. bus: all right, partner. michael: all right then. mr. bus: see you on monday. [explosion] steve rannazzisi: hey, i'm steverannazzisi, and you're beth hoyt: awesome, hi guys. welcome back. welcome to deidre and paulof savoir adore.
this is their album. this is, like, brand new out--this is so beautiful to actually have a record andhold it like this. it's beautiful. can you tell us aboutthis new album? paul hammer: sure, yeah,this is our new album. ah, we worked on it for,like, two years, about. and, ah, it's cool, becausethis is actually our first record-record, too.
we've never printed the big-- it's like a cd butbig, you know. it's-- play it in your car. beth hoyt: you guys seein relation to me? i'm not this tinythat it's a cd. wouldn't that be great? ah, anyway, so again, this isdeidre and paul, savoir adore, who did our theme song and,again, this album.
and-- which is awesome. i'm a big fan. i really am. deidre muro: aw, thank you. beth hoyt: i love your music. paul hammer: thank you. nate: comment from theinternet-- ah, [inaudible] asks, ah, what's theband's favorite slash inspiring influence?
beth hoyt: ooh, i'dlove to hear that. paul hammer: ooh-- deidre muro: ooh, influenceoverall? nate: band influence, yeah. paul hammer: basketball. deidre muro: nature. paul hammer: nature. deidre muro: natureand basketball. paul hammer: nature--
the game horse. we don't actually-- we've never actuallyplayed basketball. paul hammer: but we've playedhorse with basketbal. deidre muro: it's a greattwo-person game. beth hoyt: is that whereyou, like, when you're running out of ideas-- paul hammer: oh, yeah. deidre muro: yes.
beth hoyt: you break, blowoff some steam when you're writing music? really? deidre muro: and we're bothreally bad at it. paul hammer: really bad, but itmakes everything more fun. beth hoyt: i could playwith you guys. i know how to be bad at horse. um, also you have a show comingup at the music hall of williamsburg?
paul hammer: we do. beth hoyt: can you tellus about that? paul hammer: mhmm,ah, next tuesday. next tuesday, the 22nd, we'replaying with-- ah, we're opening for a band ra ra riot atmusic hall, and it's going to be awesome. beth hoyt: "a" band? paul hammer: a reallyamazing band. beth hoyt: let's pickup that name.
that's awesome. that's so exciting. so it's next-- paul hammer: we'rereally excited. next tuesday night. um, check out your website andstuff for that information? paul hammer: absolutely, yeah. beth hoyt: savoiradore.com? deidre muro: yes, yeah.
beth hoyt: awesome-- nate, any comments for us? nate: yeah, ah, flash2005says, savoir adore is in french, isn't it? paul hammer: it is. deidre muro: yes, grammaticallyincorrect, but-- beth hoyt: what is it? what does it mean? paul hammer: it means, toknow and to love, or
to know how to love. but no one-- no one has yelledat us yet for it. but yeah, it's not reallyproper grammar. beth hoyt: you'reinterpreting it. paul hammer: art. beth hoyt: yes, you'remaking it your own. paul hammer: you know? you know? beth hoyt: yeah, that'sreally cool.
that's really fun to say. i'll just say it all the time. beth hoyt: yes, nate? nate: indialorax says, whereslash when did you guys meet and start being a band? deidre muro: ah, we metin college at nyu. and, ah, we started playingtogether, um, when we were both getting kind of frustratedwith making music on our own.
beth hoyt: cool. deidre muro: so, yeah. beth hoyt: that's super fun. um, speaking of superfun, you guys-- oh, so the girls are goingto be right back. but here's one more game thati'm just not going to put-- those girls will maybebeat me in this. i'm not saying you won't, but ijust-- it's a little calmer right now, and i want to--
paul hammer: no moreshots, right? beth hoyt: oh, thereare probably going to be more shots. but, um, the-- here'sthe thing. i'm trying to get all of my,like, last minute, like, what did i not win yet in, and ilost, ah, chubby bunny to and so we're going toplay it right now. do you know how it goes? deidre muro: vaguelly.
beth hoyt: ah, you put a-- youput a marshmallow in your mouth, and then, we justkeep going in a circle. you have to say, chubbybunny, each time. and then-- um, and then, whoevercan do the most wins. deidre muro: so youlost this before? beth hoyt: so i'm goingto keep tally. she-- she's a tiny person andshe filled her face full of marsh-- she, like, put themeverywhere in her face. it was not fair.
um, deidre and paul-- so we'regoing to keep track. and we can also take commentswhile we're playing chubby bunny. and again, we're goingto come back with all those girls in a second. but just for now,let's try and-- i'm going to try and win this. deidre muro: who starts? beth hoyt: i'll go first.
deidre muro: you go first. beth hoyt: cubby bunny. deidre muro: ok, chubby bunny. paul hammer: chubby bunny. beth hoyt: that's one. it seems easy, right? deidre muro: oh, i see. i see the technique. paul hammer: technique.
beth hoyt: yeah, oh, oh, there'stechnique happening? oh, i'm screwed. deidre muro: i get it. paul and i both havelarge mouths, um-- beth hoyt: chubby bunny. mhmm-- oh, also when we did thislast time, i almost died. no big deal, it just went downmy throat and i thought i was dead, but it's fine. deidre muro: chubby bunny.
beth hoyt: cubby bunny two. paul hammer: oh, i tooktwo by accident. ah-- chubby bunny. beth hoyt: cubby bunnytwo, all right? i wish i had you guys toplay for us right now. maybe i could winthat way if-- ok, here we go. deidre muro: could yousing like this? beth hoyt: oh, no, they-- theyexpand in your mouth.
paul hammer: they do, yeah. they get much bigger. should we do karaoke, too? deidre muro: ok. paul hammer: youare beautiful. beth hoyt: three. beth hoyt: mhmm-- you can't--are you chewing it and eating it? he's eating it.
paul hammer: i'm just hungry. chubby bunny. deidre muro: oh my god. beth hoyt: ok, chubby bunny-- four. let's go-- speed round. paul hammer: ok, let'skeep going. beth hoyt: that's notfair if you eat it. i feel-- oh, she'sabout to fail.
beth hoyt: ok, i thinki have a-- beth hoyt: all right, i think ihave a cavity, because it's stinging on me. is that a problem? all right, no big deal. she's out. she's gonna vomit. deidre muro: that'stwo, that's two. i'm crying.
beth hoyt: i gotfive of these. deidre muro: whatare you doing? beth hoyt: [mumbles] we're all at five. and my cavity hurts right now. i need to get thisthing fixed. i'm gonna die. six. no big deal.
say it. paul hammer: i thinkwe're losing her. beth hoyt: say it. paul hammer: oh no. beth hoyt: she's out. paul hammer: all right,here we go. deidre muro: i'm out, i'm out. woo. oh, oh god, oh god.
deidre muro: oh my god, eww. don't look at that. beth hoyt: nn nn! deidre muro: it's, like,not even a problem for you to say anything. nate: ok, so we gottastop here, but-- deidre muro: wait, areyou marking hers? nate: but, you guys, we're goingto take a little break, because we're having someaudio problems.
so we're going to resetwhat's going on here. but we'll be backvery soon, ok? deidre muro: you didn'tmark, like, four-- jeff: no, no, no, pleasecall me jeff. mr. potato head is my father. -oh, sorry. the gregory brothers: we'rethe gregory brothers, and you're watching my damnchannel live. -woo.
beth hoyt: all right grace,i need you to help me with something. grace helbig: i amhere to help. beth hoyt: great, ok, becausei-- so, like, i'm trying to get unfinished business outof the way, and i-- there's a record that trishand i did not break. here's a clip of this record. grace helbig: ok. beth hoyt: that.
it's so much harderthan it looks. you have to, like, pop theseballoons with our bodies. it's really hard. nate, it's hard, right? nate tried it. nate: yeah, but me and crystalgot the record the first time, no problem. beth hoyt: nate actuallydid break the record. grace helbig: ah, is this-- ah,my body is not ready, but
i will give my best. beth hoyt: thanks, grace. so we just have to, like,hug and-- and-- and break the balloons. now hannah, you can be like--you can help us out. because you're official withrecordsetter somehow, right? can you explain that? hannah hart: yeah guys, little--little-known fact about hannah hart is that she'sactually official at a
lot of things. one of them is record setting. grace helbig: you shouldshow that on a jacket. hannah hart: so basically, therecordsetter record right now for most balloons poppedvia hugging is 30-- in 30 seconds, 18 balloons. grace helbig: 18 balloonsin 30 seconds. hannah hart: 18 balloonsin 30 seconds. i'm going to time you guys 30seconds, and you guys are
going to have to do it. grace helbig: butwho's gonna-- shannon, will you place theballoons before us? shannon coffey: yes, i'm here tosupport you guys as much as possible, and make sure thatthe balloons aren't gonna, like, get out of hand. hannah hart: also,quick note-- i'm the balloon. shannon coffey: there's onlyone balloon, so we have to
murder hannah. beth hoyt: yeah,until she pops. so it's really-- becausethe last time what i learned is that, um-- grace helbig: it's allin the pelvis. beth hoyt: yeah, i think reallyalso the pee business is gonna be tough. hannah hart: yeah, i got it. there's a real strategy.
ok, i'm gonna cut you off. and you're gonnahave to do it. i'm gonna start this, ok? beth hoyt: i'm so scared. hannah hart: we'rea good team. we are a good team. ready? grace helbig: we can do this. beth hoyt: we need to get--we have to get 19.
hannah hart: five, four,three, two, pop. go, go, go, go. grace helbig: ahh. hannah hart: go, go, go. ahh, keep going. shannon coffey: wait,reset it, reset it. grace helbig: reset it. beth hoyt: put it lower. put it lower.
hannah hart: nine, eight, seven,six, five, four, four, four, four, three, two, one. ok, so you guys got-- beth hoyt: did we do it? that felt like 19. grace helbig: yeah,that felt like 19. congratulations on all the gifsyou're about to make. hannah hart: no, no,i don't know. i kind of feel like i wantyou guys to do it again.
i think we need todo it again. i'm the official. grace helbig: no, i think youand shannon should do one for good measure. hannah hart: ok, fine. shannon coffey: only theyellow ones pop. beth hoyt: all right,i'll hold the-- i'll do the-- i'll do the timer.
hannah hart: ok, ok. shannon coffey: wait, there'sa yellow one. hannah hart: can't takeoff my hat-- they'll see that i'm bald. shannon coffey: it's beau-- it'sa beautiful, smooth bald spot, though. it's smooth. grace helbig: i want you guysto break the record, ok? we're gonna try and see ifwe can break the record.
shannon coffey: two at once? hannah hart: we're gonnatry this one. grace helbig: no, you'regonna try and break the record first. beth hoyt: ok, ready? on your marks, get set, go. hannah hart: no, no,god damn it. ahh. shannon coffey: go, go, go.
beth hoyt: oh my god,this is incredible. what is happening? this is incredible. wow. oh, oh, oh-- oh, they're gettingrunning starts. that's the ticket. five, four, three, two, one. hannah hart: god damn it.
god damn you, balloon. no. shannon coffey: itdidn't work. it didn't work. beth hoyt: it did-- it didget changed in shape. hannah hart: are you ok? grace helbig: none of us aregood to rear children, which we all know. ah, more question time withyou when we get back.
get them to nate right now. hannah hart: i wanna pop it. steve: guys, i gotit, i got it. let's just put this online. people will love it. this cat loves cheeseburgers. -everyone knows that you blowin the bathroom, steve. just call it a call. -hi, hello, thisis [inaudible]
davis and you arewatching my damn channel live [ding] grace helbig: guys, you wantedher here today, and we wanted her here today. so guess what? our special guest,in 2-d form, is-- where is it? where is it? hannah hart: i got it, grace.
[balloon pops] grace helbig: ahh, that wasn'tthe special guest. where's our specialguest in 2-d form? beth hoyt: oh gosh-- hannah hart: i'm makinganother special guest. shannon coffey: is it this? grace helbig: sure,we'll us this. our special guest in 2-d formis ms. mamrie hart. beth hoyt: mamrie.
grace helbig: she couldn'tbe here. can you see her? she's all the way toyour-- that one. that one, right there. beth hoyt: yeah, the onethat's not me or grace. grace helbig: yeah, uh, shecouldn't be here today, unfortunately. hannah hart: but i made this. grace helbig: butshe made that.
that's mamrie right there. she's got one extremely lazyeye, which you guys may or may not know about her. so let's, um, let's havea toast to mamrie hart. hannah hart: yeah, to mamrie. grace helbig: to mamrie hart. hannah hart: cheers. beth hoyt: ok, this is--so we do love mamrie. hannah hart: i brought snacks.
i made this. i cooked, guys. beth hoyt: she cooked a-- acombination of all of the things on that table. hannah hart: i put all thesnacks in one bowl. so, you're welcome. beth hoyt: awesome-- so we'retaking more of your questions and your calls right now. nate: turning thephone back on.
beth hoyt: he's turningit back on. nate: ah, i do havea question. hannah hart: now mamrie'sgot a mustache. nate: ah, caleyhyde says, graceand hannah are you well rested after an eveningof awesome? hannah hart: oh yeah. grace helbig: ha, no. hannah hart: nope. grace helbig: but, ah, yeah,ah, it was amazing.
i don't know if any of youwatched it, but hank and john green last night at carnegiehall had something called, ah, an evening of awesome, wherethey celebrated the one year anniversary of hank's "the faultin our stars." and it was amazing. beth hoyt: it's a phone call. nate: phone call. beth hoyt: here, this is formamrie if anyone wants them. grace helbig: yep.
hannah hart: guys, thisdoesn't work. beth hoyt: i can't do one,because i drank a bottle of bacardi in college. hannah hart: i knowhow to do it. no, i know what's wrong. guys, it doesn't work. beth hoyt: um-- grace helbig: we had it going. it worked for a little bit.
hannah hart: it only works fromone-- it, like, it gets overwhelmed. beth hoyt: can you guys work itout so that only one of you calls at a time? hannah hart: here,talk to them. shannon coffey: hi,can you hear me? hannah hart: you gottatalk with your ear. shannon coffey: oh, hey. this is--
this is a personalphone call now. hannah hart: it's ok, look. shannon coffey: things are goingto get weird with me when i go on the phone. hannah hart: all right, let'stake more questions. shannon coffey: theyhung up on me. hannah hart: go, go. grace helbig: no, wait, wait,wait, let me just finish really quick-- ah-- the--the-- the-- the night of
awesome that you guys can goback and watch on the blog brothers channel,ah, it's all-- it was live streamed. but it is all, ah, up ontheir channel now. and it was a reallygreat night, so go support those guys. they're really great. hannah hart: it was, for lackof a better word, awesome. nate: ok, well igot a question.
moosebatman says, shannon,will you be my valentine? grace helbig: sannon,will you-- she's got no cat now, soshe needs a valentine. hannah hart: shannon's like,i'll be everybody's valentine. shit. shannon coffey: yeah guys,there's no rules. you can valentine with anyoneyou want, as much as you want, at the same time. grace helbig: whoa, you've seenhow her pelvis works.
beth hoyt: its-- yeah, wow. shannon coffey: yeah,you saw all the balloon stuff i was doing. nate: on that note,themeltedchocolate says, hannah got even smaller. are you benjamin button? beth hoyt: it's the-- no, it's the arrangement. she does look smaller, though.
grace helbig: no, and it's-- i'm wearing heals. hannah hart: back up. beth hoyt: here, let'sswitch spots. grace helbig: switch spots. hannah hart: everybody standagainst the wall and we'll be equal height. go make your heightequal with me. there, now we're--now we're all--
beth hoyt: oh, look. hannah's so tall. hannah hart: oh,you're still-- ok, yeah, now we're-- yeah. beth hoyt: i'm top-tall,so i bet if i knelt, i could still-- hannah hart: grace'storso is tiny. grace helbig: i do-- when we'resitting down, we are the
same height. nate: ah, ilovewakingupinvegasasks, what shall i name my pet unicorn? shannon coffey: hey. beth hoyt: this is-- oh, what should-- shannon, this is the perfectquestion for you. shannon coffey: what shouldyou-- wait-- what? grace helbig: what should name--what-- what should--
what should wake you up in vegasname their pet unicorn? shannon coffey: cecilia-- [singing - simon and garfunkel,"cecilia"] hannah hart: are youguys a band? shannon coffey: yeah, what? hannah hart: what's wrongwith the band? grace helbig: it took us sixseconds to piss everyone off. nate: right-- ah, ath- ah, antheacoont says,favorite hank song.
grace helbig: oh, just-- hannah hart: oh, ilove this one. [sings] hank hank hank, hank hankhank hank, my name is hank, i'm a hank hank. hannah hart: hank, hank. hannah hart: i lovethat song that-- grace helbig: it's called, "myheart will go on." it's by celine dion.
hannah hart: it'sall about hank. beth hoyt: i love the seem--theme song to "forrest gump" is, like, my favoritehank song. nate: ok, rfrg95 says,favorite tv. beth hoyt: just in general? i like a big flat screen, like,a really big one-- like, a really big one. hannah hart: yeah, i like a flatscreen that's flat and has a screen.
grace helbig: i like the onesthat you can project onto a wall anywhere, any time. beth hoyt: mm, yeah, yeah. hannah hart: mhmm. grace helbig: because, uh,what's-- why waste plastic? nate: ok, ah, nhgreen15 says,what's the craziest food you've ever eaten? grace helbig: um, i ate baconand vodka about a second ago. it feels like a second ago.
beth hoyt: yeah, mine'sdefinitely something on this show. grace helbig: where am i? hannah hart: i ateraw horse meat. beth hoyt: [gasp]. beth hoyt: how wasit prepared? grace helbig: wait, what? hannah hart: it was raw. it was sashimi.
it's called baniku. you can get it in japan. when i lived in japan, justin case you forgot-- grace, your mic is out? grace helbig: no, i turned mymic off, because i went to the bathroom in between our thing. live internet right now--so i'm just going to turn my mic on. shannon coffey: i told you.
during commercial break, shejust let that diarrhea come right out of her, and she waslike, i have to turn off the mic, and i was like, girl,love yourself. beth hoyt: also, that's whateveryone wants to hear. grace helbig: shannon is a-- shannon is a-- hannah hart: diarrhea expert. shannon coffey: i am. grace helbig: but she'slike-- she's like tyra
banks if tyra banks-- i don't need this anymore. nate: xogabbyxo says, did youguys watch "pitch perfect?" beth hoyt: i love"pitch perfect." what's the phone call? beth hoyt: rebel wilson-- i love that movie. hannah hart: talkto them, beth. shannon coffey: i'll callyou back later.
whoa-- hannah hart: email us. beth hoyt: just come visit us. just come here and we'll--just show up. shannon coffey: guys, i willtext him my address. beth hoyt: did you guys knowelizabeth banks and her husband produced "pitchperfect?" i love her. grace helbig: elizabeth banks--what a forehead. beth hoyt: what is that?
shannon coffey: becauseit's so big. beth hoyt: oh, i thoughtyou meant-- [inaudible] elizabeth banks. hannah hart: it's a cow. i'm milking a cow. shannon coffey: you shouldn'tdo it at that angle, because it won't shoot straight. it has to be, like,directly down.
grace helbig: someone'scalling. please let us figure this out. hannah hart: you can'tfigure it out. grace helbig: shh,shh-- hello. hit the red-- beth hoyt: just let us hang up. nate: i got another comment. grace helbig: yes,comment nate. nate: ah, ryanryanryan says, doyou guys have any tips for
choosing a college? grace helbig: ok,here's my tip. if your college has acommercial, it is shit. beth hoyt: no, thereare a lot of good-- shannon coffey: also, there'sprobably a quicker way to your dream than college. college is just a processfor delaying yourself. hannah hart: that's not true. if you-- that's fine.
i respect your opinion. anyway, some people-- grace helbig: hannahhas instantly sobered up, by the way. college? woop-- berkeley, berkeley, berkeley. hannah hart: look, look, at mytime at uc berkeley um, ah-- anyway, long story short, yougotta get out of your house
and live your dreams. so if college is a step in thatdirection, go for it. in terms of picking a college,follow your heart. beth hoyt: yeah, and your gut. all of the internal-- a lot ofbig internal organs and your brain and your gut-- you gottafollow those two too. hannah hart: 'cause once youget to college, you'll be following your liver. grace helbig: listen to yourgut, because sometimes you're
allergic to dairy. nate: ah, aleciahopainanglesays, favorite '90s band. grace helbig: ah, ah, um, um-- beth hoyt: take that,remember that? [singing - take that,"back for good"] grace helbig: wait, wait, wait,wait, wait, ah, lfo. [singing - lfo, "sumer girls"] hannah hart: no, no, no, no,i got it, i got it-- 2gether.
[singing - 2gether, "u+me=us"] grace helbig: shh, shh. nate: ah-- shannon coffey: oh,that's true. hannah hart: doesn't mean wecan't talk about them. shannon coffey: butthe other guys-- hannah hart: when i die, willyou not be like, hey guys, remember hannah? grace will be like, shh--
grace helbig: shh,everyone shut up. shut up. nate: all right, i gotanother comment-- ah, prettykittymeowmeowsays, biggest drunken mistake of 2012. grace helbig: um-- beth hoyt: biggest drunkenmistake of 2012. ooh, that-- grace helbig: oh, hey.
beth hoyt: wasn't that 2013? grace helbig: no, ah, oh, yep. beth hoyt: oh no, you've alreadygot yours for 2013. that's trouble. grace helbig: ah, let's see-- 2012, biggest drunken mistake. hannah hart: oh, oh. beth hoyt: something happened. we wanna know.
hannah hart: i didn't--no regrets. live in the moment. grace helbig: live right now. hannah hart: oh, excuse me. i dropped something. shannon coffey: [screams] grace helbig: ah, nate,what was yours? nate: my favorite,wait, biggest-- grace helbig: your biggestdrunken mistake in 2012.
nate: ah, i think it's thesame as my embarrassing moment, which was gettingdressed up as a clown and dancing and inhaling helium. hannah hart: that just soundslike a fucking-- grace helbig: biggest drunkenmistake of 2013. beth hoyt: yeah, well, that'snot the biggest. that's your biggestyour gonna go. hannah hart: that's ourone, that's our one. we get one.
grace helbig: that's our one. we get cut off. beth hoyt: anyway, we've got anew sing-a-gram video from mamrie, who we misshere today. it gives us just enough time forus to go put on our rain ponchos, 'cause up nextis the slip 'n slide. are you guys ready to goto the slip 'n slide? grace helbig: i have terriblehealth insurance. hannah hart: i don't havehealth insurance.
shannon coffey: i have it. beth hoyt: yes, thisis a party. grace helbig: let's doit, slip 'n slide. beth hoyt: slip 'n slide. hannah hart: slip 'n slide. nate: oh, also, we're gonna takea little break, 'cause we're going to get ready andfix the stream, and-- stand by and stuff. grace helbig: way to suckall the helium out
of this room, nate. hannah hart: hi. craig: all right, in honor ofthe man of ah-- of-- of honor, i, ah, i got a little bachelorparty entertainment for everyone tonight. so, ah, let me introduce, ah-- what's your name again? kim: it's kim, it's k-i-m. craig: kim, everybody.
[applause] [cheering] kim: oh, i like your energy. -let's see it. kim: well, here it is. let's go. [harmonica] -kinky. [singing]
kim: oh my god, oh, oh, oh-- -whoa, hey, falling-- whoa, hey, whoa. kim: your wife's a lucky lady. -stop, stop, stop, wait--you're not a stripper? kim: no, no, no, i'ma sing-a-gram. this is my-- my sexy song. i do it for, like, the amish andmennonite and people who are just really into ankles.
-uh, craig did-- did youget us a-- a singer? craig: that-- that-- thatmay or may not be true. -dude. craig: strip-- strippers are expensive, dude. -oh my god, you suck. you suck so bad. craig: dude-- dude, heyman, i'm sorry, but-- come on guys, guys.
kim: ok, hey, lay offhim, all right? it's your last nightas a single man. do you really want to spend ina room full of erections looking at the same woman? craig: yes. kim: huh? a woman who may or may not havechildren at home, guys. and she definitely has adisappointed father somewhere. and-- and you guys mighthave daughters one day.
do you want her to grow up tobe paid to take it off for some bachelors with erections? that is pathetic. that makes me sad, ok? that makes me sad. -oh my god, someone find me astripper, and preferably one that doesn't look like she worksat a fucking pawn shop. -got it, on it. -right now-- not craig.
right now. nate: hey, guys. they're still getting readyfor the slip 'n slide, so until then, i'm gonna answersome questions or comments. let's see, right now i've got,[inaudible] says, nate, why don't you become a hand model? ok-- that's what hand modelsdo, right? they caress stuff gently.
great, ah, vreemedfogle92 says,we can't call anymore, right, nate? yeah, that phone is just asghetto as we thought, so it doesn't work. ah, ok, and jimkennedysummerssays, is nate a princess? ah, again, lydiasanchez says,can i have furby, please? no, it lives here. it stays here. no furby for you.
ok, ah, sarah0362 says, opinionon hairless cats. i'm allergic to cats, so i'mpretty sure hairless cats would be amazing if they weren'tthe scariest freaking thing in the world. what else we got? nate, how's your-- oh,oliviadavison says, nate, how's your stephen kingreading coming along? oh, thank you. i just finished "it," and nowi'm terrified and can't sleep.
and, ah, i started up, ah, "thestand," because i can't stop reading them now. so that's crazy. ahh, let's see, sydneyjonessays, opinion on pugs. this is a pug. i'm a fan. favorite dog breed? corgi. princesuko says, if you had achance-- a second chance to
poison tyler oakley,would you do it? ah, no, it was an accidentthe first time. i was just very literal withfollowing directions, so probably not. more questions for me-- ah, reganmarie says, nate,say my name again. my sister doesn't believe me. reaganmarie or reganmarie? reaganmarie--
i'm saying your name again. ah, theladonna says, nate,what's your favorite tv show? "parks and recreation" ok, and i-h-- ihatepie says, nate, do youwant a lock of my hair? what kind of hair? pittylovesyou says,nate, who's the prettiest girl there tonight? ah, i'm going to keepa tally of who's
insulted me the least. and, ah, right now, it'sprobably shannon. oh, they're ready. we're going to go to theslip 'n slide now. yeah, beth hoyt: we're live,we're here. beth hoyt: so, we'reready to go. we're kind of waterproof-ish. and, ah, so there's a bigtechnique to this.
and basically, none of us haveever done this before. and this is an office floor, andit's very hard, and we all might get hurt. grace helbig: we're alladult professionals. beth hoyt: i'm just gonna-- hannah hart: i can't see. beth hoyt: i'm coming. i'm gonna get there. it's so slippery.
it's so much fun. grace helbig: thisis like wipeout. hannah hart: ok, i'mgonna land on it. grace helbig: you can doit, you can do it. be careful. hannah hart: tellme when to go. do i go? grace helbig: go, slide,yeah, slide into it. hannah hart: ohh, i'm a kitty.
i'm a kitty. i got this. grace helbig: shannon,do you wanna go? hannah hart: everyone be cool. grace helbig: no, not now. shannon coffey: not yet? oh-- hannah hart: i ateshaving cream. i can't see.
grace helbig: ok, i'm ready. ok, this is-- grace helbig: i reallyneed to shave my legs, so this is great. grace helbig: i do need torepeat-- my health insurance is really bad. i'm good, i'm good, guys. beth hoyt: ok, so grace justwent without using anything. grace helbig: have you ever--you ever see tom cruise in
that movie? that's-- sort of fun-- really fun. i got the cat ears-- don't worry. shannon coffey: so fun. grace helbig: wait, wait,wait, we're gonna go at the same time.
hannah hart: guys, ireally can't see. grace helbig: ok, one-- benddown-- two, three. hannah hart: i can't-- i really can't see. grace helbig: everythingis blue, right? everything is blue? did someone put theblue light-- hannah hart: does anybodyelse feel like they're in, like, science--
beth hoyt: i gottaget to the end. push me. grace helbig: oh mygod, there's a-- hannah hart: it's a race. it's a race. -one more, guys, one more. hannah hart: it's arace to the end. grace helbig: ahh, my momtweeted and texted and said i'm better than this.
hannah hart: no you're not. thank you so much. beth hoyt: we are-- it's a race to this way back. hannah hart: you knowwhat, guys? can i talk a little bitmore about college? we're sponsored by barbasol. so, for-- for all your shavingneeds, it's a smooth-- beth hoyt: you got it.
you got it, yeah.] grace helbig: no, no, thegifs, the gifs the gifs. hannah hart: anyway,back to the point. have you guys ever reallyconsidered what your passion is? that's why you go tocollege, you know? that's why you go. you just go to learn aboutyourself and about others. i'm so proud of you.
beth hoyt: hannah, you're notwearing a microphone, so it doesn't matter. hannah hart: i justwant them-- beth hoyt: let's all go downtogether, like-- like, um, like "now and then." hannah hart: i'llwait right here. shannon coffey: ohh. grace helbig: i wannabe christina ricci. hannah hart: land on me.
[laughing] beth hoyt: come on, guys. let's all go together. this is like "the sisterhoodof the traveling pants." beth hoyt: yeah, we'reall blake lively. grace helbig: ya-yasisterhood. hannah hart: look at my shirt. shannon coffey: it's ok. that's why you didn'tbring another shirt.
beth hoyt: this isfor you guys. shannon coffey: thisis for you. hannah hart: thankyou for 30 years. beth hoyt: yeah, it's been thebest 30 years of our lives. ready, and-- go. grace helbig: bad choice,bad choice. hannah hart: i win. i'm winning, i'm winning,i'm winning. grace helbig: did youhurt yourself?
beth hoyt: yeah, all this-- shannon coffey: i'vebeen waiting to kill you, beth hoyt. hannah hart: well, guys, it'sbeen a beautiful night here together, and i think that weall-- you're not strong. grace helbig: i try sohard to be strong. hannah hart: you'renot strong. beth hoyt: ahh, i can't. grace helbig: p90x doesn'twork, shockingly.
beth hoyt: (auto-tuned)something's wrong with the sound of my voice. i'm trying not to sing, buti don't have a choice. it's literally impossibleto be off key. sounding perfect is easyas one, two, three. grace helbig: the baby wasborn with three thumbs. when she rates moviesnow, there's gonna be a whole new system. beth hoyt: this is really funfor you-- are you glad you
came here today? -mhmm. -[raps] david cross: it's awin-win situation. beth hoyt: absolutely. david cross: the avengers. beth hoyt: i really, really dolike the sound of football in the background. grace helbig: who putthis industrial-size
wood chipper here-- nate? someone could get really hurt. here, i'll just move it. i hope i don't trip on it. [wood chipper] grace helbig: my blood,my blood, my blood-- i have so much blood. i never knew i hadso much blood.
that's impressive, really. beth hoyt: i can bench pressyou super, duper easy. it's like you weigh,like, nothing. silly string war, sillystring war. beth hoyt: are you ok? grace helbig: i'mphysically ok. blah, blah, blah, blah,commenting on comments, blah, blah, blah, blah. -eh, she's kind ofpretty for a man.
i like-- i like the way she talksand her mouth pouts. gabe: yeah, i want you to say,happy birthday, gabe. you are my friend. that's my request. -ok, happy birthday, gabe. you are my friend, myfuture friend or maybe current friend. no problem.
gabe: perfect. beth hoyt: oh, wow. wow, what is-- thatis intense. -you know, you know. beth hoyt: this iswhat mine is. -oh, no, yours is sick. oh, shit. beth hoyt: yeah, all right. beth hoyt: but have you everreally gotten coal as a gift?
you probably have. -no, i never gotcoal as a gift. beth hoyt: good, thank god. -my-- my-- one time, mygrandfather died two days before christmas. beth hoyt: just once? -just one time. beth hoyt: ok, good. well that's a--
that sounds like a comfortableplace. -merry christmas. merry christmas. beth hoyt: uc is comfortable. grace helbig: [inaudible]? can you? reggie watts: [raps] -mhmm, mhmm, chubby bunny-- six.
gilbert gottfried: man, wouldi like to fuck that. kurt: hello. beth hoyt: isn't this fun? kurt: it is terrific. well, i'm kurt, andthis is beth. and you're watching "livewith kurt and beth." beth hoyt: well, i shouldhope they are. kurt: i mean, if they're not,what are they doing? beth hoyt: i don't know.
kurt: what are they doingif they're not watching? grace helbig: ho, my god. i got dressed faster than i havein any of my at-home fire drills that i've done. nate: that was amazing. wait, at-home fire drills--you do them on your own? grace helbig: yeah, ah, in themiddle of the night, i like to wake up once a night and justmake sure i can escape my house quickly if, ah,danger appears.
nate: oh. grace helbig: ah, but we arehere now to answer some of your questions, 'cause you guyshave been so diligently typing in our stream. so nate, what do you got? nate: oliviadavison asks, bestslash weirdest thing received from a fan? grace helbig: oh, best/weirdestthing received from a fan.
um, fans send great things. ah, i had a po box for a shortperiod of time, and i got a lot of wonderful, wonderfulletters. and they sent me someawesome jewelry. someone-- oh, the best thing-- someone sent me a t-shirt withan oil painting of my own face on the t-shirt, whichis amazing. and then, like, on the back,how i do grace faces for, like, wednesday reviews-- uh,they had, like, all the grace
faces that linedthe back of it. nate: that's amazing. that doesn't soundweird, though. that sounds, like, unique. grace helbig: no, they saidthe weird or best thing. nate: oh, hannah. grace helbig: hannah. hannah hart: just wanna makea mustache real quick. grace helbig: she's gotta shaveall the fake mustaches
she's put on her faceover the years. nate: can i get one? a little one. grace helbig: yeah, barbasol. hannah hart: don't put it inyour mouth like i just did. grace helbig: it's ok,it's non-toxic. it's for children. hannah hart: that's good. you got a little in your hair.
let me get it. nate: smells clean. hannah hart: you're welcome. grace helbig: got these bangsfor a reason-- so they can hold shaving cream. what's another questionthat we've had? asks, are you goingto playlist live? ah, hannah, are you going? hannah hart: i'm in.
grace helbig: yeah, we're bothgoing to playlist live, so if you haven't bought yourticket, you should. you can go to-- hannah hart: if you guys wantto go to playlist live-- let me tell you a little storyabout playlist live. grace helbig: oh boy. hannah hart: it is really,really real. it's really intense. no, actually--
nate: really real. hannah hart: no, it'sreally great. playlist live is really fun. it's in florida. i like to think of it asthe east coast vidcon. and i want you guys to all go. grace helbig: and hannah isputting shaving cream on the bell that someone has swappedearlier in the show, so you will get that--
hannah hart: it's becausei'm devious. grace helbig: perfect. ah, what other questionsdo we got, nate. nate: ah, acidpuddle says,what's your favorite word? grace helbig: what'syour favorite word? hannah hart: poop. grace helbig: ok, it's a--ah, that's a hologram. hannah hart: word? grace helbig: hologram.
hannah hart: onomatopoeia? is that what you mean? do you mean the wordonomatopoeia? nate: hologram? hannah hart: hey guys, let metalk to you one more time about college. grace helbig: palindrome,it's a palindrome. hannah hart: let me talk to youabout-- let me talk to you let me talk to youabout college.
poop sounds like poop-- it's also a palindrome,you're right. grace helbig: it's-- but it'salso like a hologram, right? like-- hannah hart: it's 3-d everytime it comes out. grace helbig: yeah, "everybodypoops" is a movie in 3-d, right? hannah hart: have you guys everreally thought about it? nate: hologram.
grace helbig: yay,everyone's back. nate: oh my god. grace helbig: we are back. it's, ah-- beth hoyt: i'm lettingit settle. grace helbig: it's very--yeah, beth-- beth wanted to shave her head,so we finally, finally-- hannah hart: ahh. shannon has licked and touchedeveryone on the show today.
now we all have influenza. shannon coffey: i waseating a pretzel. beth hoyt: all right, so, um-- yeah, let's see what's-- we, uh-- ok, i think you know whatit's time to do. beth hoyt: drink more--it's time to toast. grace helbig: of course it is. beth hoyt: here, youhold this one.
grace helbig: yeah, oh my god,we sweat out all the crazy shots and alcohol smoothieon that slip 'n slide. you saw it. beth hoyt: yeah, and it'stime to be classy now. it's not-- shannon coffey: finally. beth hoyt: if you could gif itwith sound-- me saying, now it's time to be classy,looking like this, that would be great--
and to take a moment to saythanks to everybody who made this show happen, and of course,to pop open this bubbly-- and by pop,i mean twist. so anyway, let's twistthis open. shannon coffey: a toast. grace helbig: ah, surprising--it's already been opened for us. beth hoyt: a twist, a toast. hannah hart: let me-- letme check it for poison.
beth hoyt: yeah, can you-- canyou pour it in these glasses? hannah hart: check this out--doin' things and makin' stuff. beth hoyt: cool, thank you. hannah hart: shannon,this is for you. shannon coffey: oh, and i'mholding the glass that i had set out for you. hannah hart: ahh, isn'tit romantic? shannon coffey: how romantic. hannah hart: it's bad luck topour your own drink, grace.
beth hoyt: no, that'sfor nate. grace helbig: i'mthis to nate. shannon coffey: remember to beromantic with nate, too. hannah hart: i needone more cup. grace helbig: you know, it's--pour salt over your shoulder. hannah hart: i get it. grace helbig: i put offall my phone homies. beth hoyt: ok, so thanksto all of you, and-- hannah hart: unpredictably,i have, um,
shaving cream on my nose. grace helbig: got some shavingcream on that, you're welcome. beth hoyt: here you go, grace. beth hoyt: it's time to getserious for a second. beth hoyt: well, kind of. shannon coffey: no, i'm notgoing to cry, so i'm gonna go. hannah hart: i've been cryingsince i woke up. is that normal? shannon coffey: yes.
grace helbig: oh my gosh, ok,first i would like-- sorry, my mic is having malfunctions-- live show, y'all. thank you for supporting us. ah, to nate. to nate, the beautifuland gentle-- grace helbig: wait, ihave words to say. [clink] shannon coffey: kiss,kiss the bride.
grace helbig: to the-- thecutest, most awkward, stage manager and comment dj i haveever known in my entire life. beth hoyt: same here, cheers. grace helbig: you putpauly d to shame. beth hoyt: yeah, that's great. grace helbig: to nate. hannah hart: to nate. shannon coffey: to nate. beth hoyt: yeah, awesome.
and like an awards ceremony,i'm going to say now that we're not going to applaudafter each person. we're going to go through thelist, and then we'll do this. nate, that was a lot ofattention that you deserve, but, like, seriously. grace helbig: but,like, come on. beth hoyt: let's keepit in check. to savoir adore, lost gloves,dj p, mr. p-- mr. t, all of our music makers--plus you guys, 'cause
you're the-- hannah hart: ah, look at them. beth hoyt: again, again,let's contain-- hannah hart: they-- they havemade healthy choices. beth hoyt: yeah, not--not for long. ok, all of the funny andtalented content creators who have made videos, all of theamazing guests we've had on the show, like you guys. grace helbig: yay, and to allthe people behind the cameras
that you don't see,but we do-- julia, brian, june, bob, keith. grace helbig: hannah, youhave a line here. hannah hart: hello-- kit, evita, mike,nicole, emily-- beth hoyt: thank you. shannon coffey: noel, dan,chris, jim, and maria-- beth hoyt: chris [inaudible]. grace helbig: yay, and tothe icre-- oh my gosh--
to the incredibly talentedand award-nominated director jack ferry. and, oh my gosh, tomolly templeton-- molly-- molly for being the smartestlittle pumpkin. where do you get your clothes? hannah hart: dear molly,you're so cute. grace helbig: follow her oninstagram, because she's got the poutiest face.
hannah hart: check out this. here's my-- everyone domolly on instagram. (english accent) i don't knowwhere i put my button. beth hoyt: um, this one's to thewoman who makes everything possible, who works harder thananyone i've ever met, and who made the slip 'nslide possible-- our show-owner, melissaschneider. beth hoyt: and last but notleast, to rob and warren. grace helbig: thankyou so, so much.
beth hoyt: all right,cheers, guys. beth hoyt: cheers, nate. hannah hart: i'm crying,i'm crying. grace helbig: ok, there's notime for tears, because this is a party. beth hoyt: yes, and you'll beable to hang out with all of us on our channels. so make sure you subscribeto all of our channels. if you haven't done that,do it now while we
have a dance party. hannah hart: do it now whilewe have a dance party. shannon coffey: we'll bewatching you while we dance. so subscribe to us. all the info is below. good bye. beth hoyt: here's savoir adoreplaying their single, "dreamers." let's dance, guys. hannah hart: let'sdance, guys.
grace helbig: yeah,savoir adore. thanks again for watchingeveryone. [music - savoir adore,"dreamers"] beth hoyt: oh, thatwas amazing. thank you so much, wow. grace helbig: thanks againfor watching, everyone. without you, we would be talkingto ourselves, and i am using this microphone now. ah, yeah, thank you to everyonethat has been
watching and followingalong this whole wonderful ride we've had. it's been so, so fun, and youguys make it possible. so subscribe to allof our channels. all of the info is down below. thank you again. beth hoyt: you're my favorite. see you soon. and, you guys, play thatsong we love to hear.
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